Manchester United vs. Marseille

If only Gaz hadn't retired :(
 
Took us far too long to get rafael off what on earth were we playing at there?!?
 
Actually, can Neville come out of retirement?
 
Not way better, Nani can be a very direct winger when needs be, that's how his great run of form started. I assume you mean as an 'out and out' winger though, which there aren't many left of anymore.

Valencia is a better right winger than Nani. Get the ball down the line, cross it to a centre forward. That's all I'm saying.
 
We just need to send him down the tunnel for some quick treatment, with his brother for moral support of course, and he'll be fine in no time...

Gotta love the lad for throwing himself around whilst injured though

He's tough as nails, to be fair. He may be a Brazilian footballer but he's clearly no fanny.
 
Back 4 for Bolton?
fabio-brown-smalling-evra?

whats with the defensive injuries we keep having? every fecking season
 
Lazy fecker being carried off.
 
We're sort of sleep walking through this waiting for the final whistle to come.

Need to play with a much greater intensity.
 
Valencia is a better right winger than Nani. Get the ball down the line, cross it to a centre forward. That's all I'm saying.

Well if that's how you're defining a winger than he is, seeing as that's all he does, y'know?
 
Are we bloody brain dead? We had four chances to make a sub and still waited?! Bloody stupid if he's aggravated it