Manchester United 3:1 Liverpool

Spoony · Sep 12, 2015

Dobba said:
Is he going to put the floodlights on?

I reckon watching him putting the lights on would be more exciting than this game.

Flying_Heckfish · Sep 12, 2015

Absolute rubbish. My heart rate has barely gone above "light snooze"

sammsky1 · Sep 12, 2015

need a cold shower to wake up!

Borys · Sep 12, 2015

The White Pele said:
Club Brugge aside, Young can consider himself very unlucky to have lost his place to Depay so far

It's bizarre.

ghagua · Sep 12, 2015

Bring on Young for Mata on the right. We need some speed and width on the right. It looks like the team is suffering from paralysis on that side.

Bwuk · Sep 12, 2015

Herrera off and Martial on please.

Drifter · Sep 12, 2015

Oh dear. Need a special second half.

Baxter · Sep 12, 2015

If Utd don't come out and go at them in the second half it'll be baffling. They are fecking useless as soon as there is a bit of pressure and tempo. Win is there for the taking.

pjaya · Sep 12, 2015

It will be a miracle if utd could score today even with pool current defending.

Sparky Rhiwabon · Sep 12, 2015

Rooney no longer a 9
Fellaini never a 9
Martial played mainly on the left (and too raw)
Wilson due to go on loan (and doesn't score anyway)@

Hmmm, anyone spot the problem?

the hea · Sep 12, 2015

All the 4 offensive players are a joke non of them are good enough a the moment.

FC Ronaldo · Sep 12, 2015

We need to make the most of these half chances. Tight, safer style games like these are won and lost in small moments. We've restricted Liverpool to almost no offensive threat and had a few openings ourselves so far but just not capitalised on the final ball. The speed at which we win the ball back at times is frighteningly good. Shaw, Carrick and Blind vying for MOTM at this rate.

Pyro19 · Sep 12, 2015

Both teams playing for a draw.

Feck me we've become shit to watch under LVG.

LLMU · Sep 12, 2015

More like a game of chess than a football game. Slow and nothing much happening.

Adam-Utd · Sep 12, 2015

The 2nd half of the first season gave me some hope we were starting to click and were verging on good football, but this is absolutely shocking.

The only drive we have in the team is from Luke Shaw, everything else is absolutely awful.

If this is the style of football that van gaal wants and likes then I seriously think we need rid, even Moyes wasn't this bad IMO.

Raw · Sep 12, 2015

I miss attacking football tbh

Ainu · Sep 12, 2015

One of the most boring halves of football I've ever watched.

bosnian_red · Sep 12, 2015

That was as bad as I've ever seen it in terms of just keeping possession and not going forward... It's like we're taking the piss

pauldyson1uk · Sep 12, 2015

Totol dominance's of the poorest Liverpool team I have ever seen ,and we could not score against a barn door.
Just not good eniugh .

kouroux · Sep 12, 2015

One of the most boring matches of the season without a doubt. What a snoozefest that was. Two very average teams in terms of creativity and movement. Not a good publicity for the Mighty PL.

Sunny Jim · Sep 12, 2015

No shots on target from either side, am i right?

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roykeane19 · Sep 12, 2015

When Fellaini is your second striker at a club at uniteds size, that is simply unaceptable

Will Singh · Sep 12, 2015

If I was a betting man I'd bet on a 0-0. What a fecking boring match

dannyrhinos89 · Sep 12, 2015

Haha my dad has just let out a huge exhale at the whistle and said "that was boring shite" put his coat on and walked out the door.

I hope he's coming back

Balu · Sep 12, 2015

This is fecking awful to watch. I'm so glad that we got rid of van Gaal. Can't believe some people believe he's coaching a more attractive style of football than Guardiola.

amolbhatia50k · Sep 12, 2015

SilentWitness said:
He had a lot of good games last year in midfield in my opinion.

He was never actually in central midfielder. We've basically seen two Fellaini's at United. One, the central/holding midfield who was dismal, and then one that moved between 8 or 10 (second striker was probably an exaggeration), and that's the one that was really good.

Right up top looks pointless to me.

Jagga7 · Sep 12, 2015

Liverpool are garbage, we have to beat them!

Ibi Dreams · Sep 12, 2015

Pointless possession, can't see anyone scoring to be honest

Ramshock · Sep 12, 2015

Toothless and no pace. I am surprised about Depay I thought he would be much quicker. He needs to provide a better end product.

Red Shorts · Sep 12, 2015

My eyes hurt.

fallengt · Sep 12, 2015

People actually call this modern football ?

Rooney in Paris · Sep 12, 2015

I hope people realize what Rooney brings to the table after these atrocious 45 minutes.

Irrational. · Sep 12, 2015

Dire, dire game. I fecking hate possession football. As flat as it gets against a shit Liverpool team. We have the cutting edge of a spoon.

Where is the fire, the crunching tackles, the fast football, the spark? Has either keeper had anything to do?

This game is an absolute disgrace, doesn't do justice to the infamous United-Liverpool derby.

glazed · Sep 12, 2015

Well that was sh#t. I'm starting to hate LvG style of football.

The Hacker · Sep 12, 2015

We are too slow, not impulsive with any move and I think they will be fined for shooting - can't think of another reason why we haven't tried yet.

luke511 · Sep 12, 2015

We're asking for a dull performance playing with 2 deep CMs.. Memphis is having a stinker.

mav_9me · Sep 12, 2015

thejtrain said:
Both teams should be docked points after this.

Ha ha. Actually agree with that. I can understand why Liverpool are playing the way they are. They don't want to lose. A draw is fine by then. But what we are doing is just mind numbing.

kunal18 · Sep 12, 2015

This is like watching 3-4 Berbatovs without the flair in the same team.
Shaw ran with intent through the Middle and passed to Herrera, Herrera did a 180 degree turn and passed it back to Carrick.
This is a real poor Liverpool side but weve not had a shot on or off target

Attila · Sep 12, 2015

What are we even doing under van gaal? Grinding for top 4

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