Birmingham v Manchester United

Who says I can't get stoned, plan a trip to Japan alone.
 
Don't tell me we are fecking giving up possession easily. We freaking did that against Everton and paid the price.
 
Got a horrible feel of Everton and Fulham at the moment. Could really do with another :(
 
Some updated scores from matches in my fecking head:

sincher and son 5-0 West Ham - sincher 3, little sinch 2
Liverpool 0-19 Manchester United - Cantona 3, Law 2, Hughes 2, Charlton, Rooney, Berbatov, Evra, Giggs, Scholes, Robson, Keane, Rafael, sincher, Anderson, Carragher o.g.
West Ham 1-2 Redcafe - noodlehair o.g. / Spoony, Brwned
Vinny Jones 1-0 Brian Marwood - Jones (Jones sent off for murder)
Brunette XI 4-1 Ginger XI - Hurley, Fox, Knightley, Brook / Fisher
American Writers 2-1 British Writers - Pynchon, Foster Wallace / Mitchell
John O'Shea 1-1 Brad Cantona - O'Shea / O'Shea
Rubbish Manchester United 6-0 Southend United - Donaghy, Phelan, Martin, Davenport, T.Gibson, Prunier
Manchester United 4-1 Twats - Rooney 4 / Tevez
People who write blogs 0-4 People who don't - Raees 4 o.gs
Massive sadistic robot XI 3-1 Young Arsenal XI - Demontor, Vidic, Swordmouth / Wilshere
Chelsea in prison 0-2 Prison guards - Mackay, Bent
Players with Girls' Names XI 2-2 Benders XI - Lauren, Carroll / Bendtner, Ljungberg
Wigan 2-1 West Ham - Cleverley 2 / Piquionne
Asterix XI 2-1 Mickey Mouse - Asterix, Obelix / Mouse
 
Some updated scores from matches in my fecking head:

sincher and son 5-0 West Ham - sincher 3, little sinch 2
Liverpool 0-19 Manchester United - Cantona 3, Law 2, Hughes 2, Charlton, Rooney, Berbatov, Evra, Giggs, Scholes, Robson, Keane, Rafael, sincher, Anderson, Carragher o.g.
West Ham 1-2 Redcafe - noodlehair o.g. / Spoony, Brwned
Vinny Jones 1-0 Brian Marwood - Jones (Jones sent off for murder)
Brunette XI 4-1 Ginger XI - Hurley, Fox, Knightley, Brook / Fisher
American Writers 2-1 British Writers - Pynchon, Foster Wallace / Mitchell
John O'Shea 1-1 Brad Cantona - O'Shea / O'Shea
Rubbish Manchester United 6-0 Southend United - Donaghy, Phelan, Martin, Davenport, T.Gibson, Prunier
Manchester United 4-1 Twats - Rooney 4 / Tevez
People who write blogs 0-4 People who don't - Raees 4 o.gs
Massive sadistic robot XI 3-1 Young Arsenal XI - Demontor, Vidic, Swordmouth / Wilshere
Chelsea in prison 0-2 Prison guards - Mackay, Bent
Players with Girls' Names XI 2-2 Benders XI - Lauren, Carroll / Bendtner, Ljungberg
Wigan 2-1 West Ham - Cleverley 2 / Piquionne
Asterix XI 2-1 Mickey Mouse - Asterix, Obelix / Mouse

Massive sadistic robot ffs. :lol: