Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

VanGaalEra said:
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/new-beckham-scum-ad-by-sky-sports.323246/

This is an excellent read for laughs fellas. I honestly recommend it.
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Incredible thread. The agenda stuff is just lunacy, and how they're all banging on about cancelling because of a bloody advert. They are just too precious.

Weird how they keep calling us shite though, since we finished level on points with them and they didn't beat us in either fixture last season. If we are shite, they are our shitey equals.
 
Becks trying to keep himself relevant apparently. Fecking Becks trying to stay relevant!!

Mate, he's bigger than your club and will always be more relevant than the Stockport bitters.
 
Christ I can't wait until the sheikh gets bored and feck em off into oblivion again, getting our own back for the Aguero moment ffs, how many moments could we bring up, bitter tw@ts :lol:
 
Cityfaninpeace said:
Pep has never been about the razzmatazz or headlines, that's for your manager. If we were signing pogba for 100m it would bring so much unwanted attention and pressure. Don't get me wrong from a football perspective id love pogba, I think he's class, but pep definitely likes to do things differently.
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:lol: Manager for 2 minutes and you know him so well.
 
VanGaalEra said:
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/new-beckham-scum-ad-by-sky-sports.323246/

This is an excellent read for laughs fellas. I honestly recommend it.
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That rant about Gary Neville :lol:. Imagine not liking City or Liverpool, clearly forgotten what it's like to be a United fan :wenger:.

You have to wonder if they are even watching the same advert. The pub clearly has 'Boro fans (not United as they seem to think), Leicester are referenced by the kids playing football, even Arsenal get a mention.
Rashford scoring the fifth though, Sky with a lovely bit of trolling!
 
My favourite is the Pogba vs Koke thread where Pogba is the conclusive choice with people laughing at the thought of even comparing them. Has that been burnt as well?
 
Maybe if their club had any legends even remotely similiar in terms of global appeal to Becks, they could finally be acknowledged by Sky Sports' marketing team. :D
 
Womp said:
Maybe if their club had any legends even remotely similiar in terms of global appeal to Becks, they could finally be acknowledged by Sky Sports' marketing team. :D
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Womp said:
:lol: Not a player. They also milk him for every bit of marketability he has.
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As they ran out of legends who actually played football, Gallagher’s become their only export who’s recognized abroad. Although no-one knows or cares that he is a City fan.
 
Noone in that thread has realised that the first pub is full of Middlesbrough supporters, not United fans.
 
Prodigal7 said:
Malg in particular sounds like he spends his Friday nights on his own in the basement, throwing darts at photos of Becks and Neville. Seriously deranged fella.
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Neville is a ****. He was a ****, is a ****, and will forever be a ****. The fact that he talks ok on telly about a sport that he's been involved in all his life doesn't make him any less of a ****, it just makes the other pundits bigger ****s. He's a fecking wanker, and if I passed him on the street I would gladly plant a fecking good right cross on him, no problem at all, and as I done it I'd let him know it was for being a **** to football fans while he was wearing that fecking Rag shirt (and that goes for Liverpool fans as well,). Absolutely one of the biggest ****s ever to step foot on a football pitch, and he's gotten away with being a ****. He's a great example of what went wrong with footballers, they forgot what it feels like to be a fan, and just got wrapped up in their own little media infested whoring fecking no mark lifes.

He's a fecking shit tashed, micro dick ****.
 
Sassy Colin said:
Neville is a ****. He was a ****, is a ****, and will forever be a ****. The fact that he talks ok on telly about a sport that he's been involved in all his life doesn't make him any less of a ****, it just makes the other pundits bigger ****s. He's a fecking wanker, and if I passed him on the street I would gladly plant a fecking good right cross on him, no problem at all, and as I done it I'd let him know it was for being a **** to football fans while he was wearing that fecking Rag shirt (and that goes for Liverpool fans as well,). Absolutely one of the biggest ****s ever to step foot on a football pitch, and he's gotten away with being a ****. He's a great example of what went wrong with footballers, they forgot what it feels like to be a fan, and just got wrapped up in their own little media infested whoring fecking no mark lifes.

He's a fecking shit tashed, micro dick ****.
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Good job he is holding back, there. I would to know what he really thinks.
 
Off topic,but while your on about rag songs.....
The day we signed Tevez,I walked in my local,I pulled up the rags on YouTube singing "Fergie,fergie sign him up"left it playing on the table in front of a load of rags while I ordered a beer,got my beer,smiled an said"what ya reckon then boys"?
Got replies of "I never sang it"...."not a Man Utd player"... "Not good enough for us"........
The day Maureen signs,I do the same,but pull up the whole of the swamp singing "feckoff Mourinho,again...."I never sang it"....blah,blah,blah.
Who sings these songs?......unheard of apparently!
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Posts in a thread titled "City fourth most hated club in the Premier League"
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-news-guardiola-chelsea-11661791

Most of the replies relate to their bitterness about united (who came second in the list) and do not worry about why they came 4th above Liverpool.
  • Considering the character of our players (we genuinely have very likeable people playing for us) this is pretty much down to money + success. Wonder just how important media narrative is in all this, whilst we certainly get a lot of shit, the rags are practically sucked off at every opportunity.
  • We must be making ground. The story is how City are 4th, not how Utd are 2nd! Oh, wait.
  • Amused to see that Bournemouth fans surveyed hated City most; if only we had dicked every team twice, like we did them! Hope they get relegated now.
  • I clicked on the rag section to see if there was an article on how they were the second most hated team. I should have saved my time.
  • It frustrates me when I hear so much negativity towards City especially from neutrals. But if that's the price we have to pay for the situation the club is now in, then I'll take it. I certainly prefer it to when were in the lower divisions getting our hair ruffled as perennial underachievers.
  • well i love City so feck the rest.But i do ever so hate the rags.
  • feck them all, its much better being hated and successful than shit and well liked. The MUEN showing its colours as per usual though.
    • Reply to above: Its not just the MEN.If you read the article is says "via our sister papers" so its the whole of Trinity Mirror.
  • Why is the "article" not titled "Man Utd voted the Premier League's second most hated club" ?
  • I used to get as much pleasure utd losing as city winning as that's all we had ,the Derby's were the first fixture I'd look for ,I couldn't even tell you when they are next season. I don't hate utd as much these days I just find them funny and irrelevant
  • Ah but don't forget the 6 billion scum fans will have had a huge say in our position!!!
  • Can't say I'm surprised. Still though, we may be one of the only top clubs in the world who don't have any c*nts playing for us. United have Zlatan. Real have Benzema. Barcelona have Suarez. Chelsea have Costa. Who do we have? Delph upset some Villa fans once, that's about it
  • So, Manchester united are 2nd, Manchester City are fourth but the Manchester Evening News writes the article on City's position in the hate poll? Surely it should be an article on both Manchester Clubs' positions.
    • they have another article on the the rags page of the MEN
  • Yup, agree completely. Chelsea would be well down my list, a country mile behind the rags, Spurs, Arseholenal, the red dippers, the blue dippers, Millwall and Argyle (it's a provincial thing). The closest I actually come to liking another club is probably West Ham, and maybe Sunderland. All the rest are just meh.....
  • West Ham and Sunderland are the only two other clubs I like as well

Few funny ones too:
  • Arsenal fans won't be happy they missed out on 4th spot!
  • Does this mean we face a qualifier for the Champions league of hate?
  • What a load of shit. We're owned by Arabs, have spent a fortune of Sheikh Mansour’s money, employed Garry Cook, stole the title off media darlings Liverpool, have ruined countless young English players' careers and committed just about every other evil known to man and we're only the 4th most hated club? That's rubbish. We should boot that useless chairman we have out and get someone like Mike Ashley or Philip Green in instead.
 
Stookie said:
@VanGaalEra Thats another version of 'my rag mate'....do they believe that others believe these tall tales?
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"I was at a proper Manc pub drinking Manc beer when some rag cnut came in started singing You'll Mever Walk Along and annoying everyone and then shouting how we need to believe them when they say they're gonna win the league. So I started laughing and he tried squaring up to me so I 360 shuffle side kicked him and my kick hit him on the head and his head got hurt and then his head fell off and everyone cheered and said I was cool and all the pretty girls wanted to kiss me and hold my hand and then Pep turned up and high fived me and then Zlatan Ibrahimovic also high fives me and said he wished he had signed for a proper club like City and not the rags who are just a bunch of mercenaries captained by the teletubbies baby."
 
Mr Pigeon said:
"I was at a proper Manc pub drinking Manc beer when some rag cnut came in started singing You'll Mever Walk Along and annoying everyone and then shouting how we need to believe them when they say they're gonna win the league. So I started laughing and he tried squaring up to me so I 360 shuffle side kicked him and my kick hit him on the head and his head got hurt and then his head fell off and everyone cheered and said I was cool and all the pretty girls wanted to kiss me and hold my hand and then Pep turned up and high fived me and then Zlatan Ibrahimovic also high fives me and said he wished he had signed for a proper club like City and not the rags who are just a bunch of mercenaries captained by the teletubbies baby."
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Holy fecking lol. The lack of self awareness is just incredible.
If this was City paying £100 million and £300k a week for their own trainee they'd be pilloried by everyone. They can't be allowed to get away without severe criticism from everyone. Their money is ruining football.
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Surely they're going to be ridiculed for this. It's absolutely the most absurd thing that any club has ever done? God only knows how much they'll pay to get Cleverly back!
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The difference,if the boot was on the other foot,being the narrative - the player would be labelled a mercenary and we'd be accused of 'ruining football with oil money'
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if nothing else it shows just how frightened they are of us. poor things are absolutely desperate not to be left behind. with wages its like 250m pounds. that is a desperation not seen in sport anywhere.
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They'd be wanking themselves silly if they were signing Pogba. They're lying if they say otherwise. They've conveniently deleted the evidence of that.

Remember last summer when that chap would just write "Welcome to Manchester" in a transfer thread and the place would erupt, as he was somehow believed to be ITK. He did actually get 2 out of 3 right. Delph and Sterling. The 3rd was Pogba. They lost their shit over him.
 
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