Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Did Gael Clichy say and I quote "we are going to carry on playing like this" haha

Great, they'll be lucky to finish as high as moyes did with us!
 
They are a bit down in the dumps tonight…

Last goal bravo again,feck me sideways,off to drown myself in chocolate

feck off. That pathetic whatever the feck that was at the end from stones was the poo flavoured nugget on a pile of utter shite.

The flappers will be out in force an you know what? As well they should.

I did a poopoo like a big boy.

Bravo. Lol
Otamendi. Even when he looks alright he's still a central defender in a 4-0 pasting. That dive at the end summed the wet lettuce up.
Stones. £50m lol
Sagna. Looked ok at best
Clichy. Did he even try?
Silva. Pointless
De Bruyne. Wasteful and no bottle
Aguero. Garbage yet again
Iheanacho. Couldn't trap a breezeblock
Yaya. Pathetic excuse of a CM at the top these days
Zabaleta. Like an old dog that needs putting down.
Sterling. Poor after he realised he wasn't getting anything

Management team score a -5 out of 10.

Hate to say it but I'm starting to lose faith in pep
Absolutely abject performance

Nearly as bad as our server. Not quite though.

We'll be lucky to finish 6th.

Clownio is fecking useless.

Spurs will batter us next week.

Terrible defending for every goal.

But it would have been so different had Clattenbent awarded the penalty that he should have at 0-0.

And he's supposed to be the best ref in the world?

What a fecking joke!

Oh well, at least we can focus on the FA Cup now, we're not good enough for anything else.

Suspect heat map from Everton v Man City.


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Bring back Mancini and Garry Cook. Pep, txixi and ferrian are ruining team.

Yes, yes and YES

fecking shambles!

GUARDIOLA and Txiki OUT....MANCINI IN!!!!!

Bring back Pellegrini! Seriously. Get rid of begiristein

Bring back pelligrini!

Pep really is a magician he's turned Sergio aguero into feckin lee Bradbury

bring back Mancini and get a new director of football

Diego Simeone, that the man for us, take no F**ing prisoners and give the supporters a team to be proud of

I'm beginning to think Bravo could catch the ball, turn around, hurl it into his own net, and still get selected the following week.

The clueless look on peps face sat static on the bench tells you all you need to know. Out of his depth at city. Terrible preparation again as surely you couldnt be that vunerable to every attack. Develops youth? You're having a laugh. No redeeming features for me, mind the seeds were sown months back but the pro pep brigade couldn't see it, well they can surely see it now. We're in big trouble no doubt about it, and i'm not sure pep has any idea what to do about it. Our goal difference is the real tell tale sign. The goalkeeper situation is a joke, as is the stones buy, hes as bad as any and age is no excuse in his case.

What I would give for the return of the King. Mancini. Great attacking play, hard working, AGGRESSIVE, and solid at the back.

Do you know what - people said before that Pep is a fraud. I now believe them.

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken 5hit". Some of the players he has to work with are not good enough, the squad is hideously unbalanced. We've given him Aguero and Kelechi as our only 2 strikers. Crazy. Mancini had Tevez, Aguero, Dzeko, Balotelli

Pep needs a good kick up the arse. Seems the longer he has to prepare the worse we perform. He sat down on his hole at 2-0 and looked completely lost. Hes not enjoying life at the moment, well so what? he needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and do the fecking job he's handsomely paid to do.

We had a few decent chances in the first half but couldn't force a good save from even one of them, and some good approach play in the second, but we are toothless up front and totally in-fecking-capable at the back.
Which fecking dickhead waved goodbye to Demichelis and Quim Mangler then only brought in Stones? Did anybody really think Vince would be fit all season? fecking madness.
We've had forwards to choose from when we won the league: Sergio, Tevez, Dzeko and Mario in 2011-12 generally with two up top and scoring loads. Then Sergio, Dzeko, Jovetic, Negredo in 2013-14 again with two up top and scoring loads. So why the feck did we go into this season with just Sergio and a youngster like Nacho?
Nolito and Gundogan aren't out and out strikers.
And the view was shite, but you already knew that as it was at Goodison. Pre-match pie and chips was the highlight of the trip.
Didn't notice many "dry your fanny" morons in the first 15-20 pages; perhaps they'll appear now it's full time in their game at the swamp.

Pep has that 'I'm gonna quit' look about him. I really wouldn't be surprised.

feck Mancini we need Donald trump Donald trump I say

It nearly breaks my heart that we didn't push on after 93-20.

We really did have the opportunity to dominate & create records,legends & a dynasty.

The PL has subsequently changed & the opportunity has probably gone for ever.

We've let the rags off the hook yet again.


I’ll save the best ‘til last, some good old xenophobia against Spanish players.

Lets have this right.

This spanish fecking love in is turning us into a laughing stock.

Mancini's ageing team is finished. And no fecker in authority has improved it since 2012. Apart from KDB we have spent 4000000 zillion on shit.

Tiki, or whatever his fecking name is clearly a ****.

How can you spend so much and not improve.

I watched Silva speak in spanish on an english interview the other day. Why the feck is he not speaking in english, after all we have only made him a ziliionaire, rude ****.


Everton are plain awful, really shit. Set themselves up to get a nil nil but we did nothing, none even a proper shot till over an hour.


Aguero, well. We were allw aiting for a petulant sending off like the other unprofessioanal Brazillian dick. Ottamendi, cowardly ****.


They were all fecking shit.

Pep, sort this shit out or feck off.


that was the worst performance in 10 years, fecking shit.
 
They're going through what we did with Van Gaal. If it wasn't so hilarious I'd feel for them.
 
Hey friends been a long time since I posted here, was wondering where the pep out club can be found? We are a fecking embarrassment and it is entirely the fault of gaurdiola and his, I said it before he joined as well. the egotistical **** believes his own shite and now he's finding out what it's like to play in a competitive league he can't handle it. He is out of his depth because he has never actually had to do any difficult work, chances the best out of the greatest Barca squad in history and underachieved with Bayern in the Bayern Munich league and now he thinks he's the shit. We will never win a competition with gaurdiola in charge he is too weak it's time to stop this mess while we can still save some face
 
Surprised at the lack of fight in those posts. Only one mention of 'rags':D

But seriously, can't even laugh at them as they sound too depressed:(
 
Some of the posts are quite right. They looked better under Mancini and Pellegrini.
they did but they cant bring themselves to admit Pep isnt performing. They still have this weird rule that if you question Pep youre a rag
 
I think Pep did a Robinho and thought he was coming to United. As a result he just doesn't give a shit.
 
I know a guy who was a professional footballer for Slask Wroclaw in Poland's top division and he always refers to United as Manchester. City never featured on his radar until recently :lol:
 
I've said it before and i'll say it again... United's fortune from refereeing decisions has almost "randomly" coincided with whiskey nose being welcomed further into the fold at the scum. Prior to him being allowed on the team coach again, as well as being welcomed back to training, the scum weren't benefiting on half of the decisions they have since Maureen has publicly welcomed whiskey nose back into the fold.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38435794 - Around Xmas time.

Coincidental perhaps? Dodgy, who knows?
 
If spurs show up on the weekend, Pep will need a deeper chair to sink in.

Maybe Pep has done an Ali Dia on all of us. Maybe he was in the right place at the right time with Barca. Maybe even Moyes could win it all with Messi, Inesta and Xavi.
 
Maybe Pep has done an Ali Dia on all of us. Maybe he was in the right place at the right time with Barca. Maybe even Moyes could win it all with Messi, Inesta and Xavi.

Pep is a very good manager in the right situation. He certainly played his part in making that Barca team arguably the greatest footballing team of all time. However the question mark has always been how would he go if that situation wasn't set up so perfectly for him. And so far it's not looking good for him.
 
To be fair one of them made a great point that Mancini had Aguero/Balotelli/Dzeko and Tevez in 2011/2012 while now they have Aguero and Ilcheano (don't care about him enough to learn how to spell his name). That front 4 (unfortunately) had bags of goals in them even allowing for Tevez going missing for a while.
 
To be fair one of them made a great point that Mancini had Aguero/Balotelli/Dzeko and Tevez in 2011/2012 while now they have Aguero and Ilcheano (don't care about him enough to learn how to spell his name). That front 4 (unfortunately) had bags of goals in them even allowing for Tevez going missing for a while.

But that's down to Pep, he could've easily brought a striker or two in but decided against it.
 
To be fair one of them made a great point that Mancini had Aguero/Balotelli/Dzeko and Tevez in 2011/2012 while now they have Aguero and Ilcheano (don't care about him enough to learn how to spell his name). That front 4 (unfortunately) had bags of goals in them even allowing for Tevez going missing for a while.
It brought an uncomfortable feeling that it is all set for Jesus to save their season.
 
Same in South American. Still is "El Manchester" and "El City".

I guess it's like Milan will always be/mean A.C. and that's saying something because Inter is magnitudes of order bigger than City.
 
But that's down to Pep, he could've easily brought a striker or two in but decided against it.

Agree Jose brought 4 players in for roughly the same money City spent but the difference being all 4 have improved the 11. Where as City's signings have not (Gundogen injury risk was always there with his record).