Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
Just like their United thread then? "Not bothered about them" and "they're not our rivals" interspersed with vitriolic, foul-mouthed rants about how much they hate that we're above them, because they're so much better than us and we're a shower of shit.

Nobody over the last couple of pages here has even said that we're not bothered about City. Nobody here has the delusion that City are not a good side and won't be a threat. They are a good side, and are still favourites. Nobody has said otherwise.

ManiManc "can't stop laughing" at something he's just made up.
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Its a serious inferiority complex..they have done so well, and for a club that were in the 3rd division less than 20 years ago, their fans should be enjoying their change in fortune. But no, they are more obsessed with the rags than their own achievements.

Of course we will always get the most attention, United is a great brand built over the years. The same fans that complain about our press coverage swarm online columns on any story involving United, then complain when those publications produce more United stories.
 
devil in me said:
Stoke too.
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Stoke vs Man Utd is definitely the most unrequited rivalry in football. They fecking hate us:

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I love the way one of them is calling us knuckle draggers, implying we're the intellectually challenged ones - then proceeding to use an unnecessary apostrophe.

It's hilarious, the standard of Bluemoon poster is basically summed up by taking the grammatical ability of a 6 year old and mixing in some swearing, delusion and general lack of class.
 
Stoke fans are the worst human beings on the planet.

Re Bluemoon, the posters on there are just vile morons who struggle to type in complete sentences and genuinely seem to have an average IQ in the single digits.

The RAWK lot can be amusing, these lot are just bitter hateful plebs who can't get over the fact that they'll always live in United's shadow.

Edit: this isn't all City fans, by the way, there are actually decent ones (even a few on here), just the ones who frequent that board.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
I love the way one of them is calling us knuckle draggers, implying we're the intellectually challenged ones - then proceeding to use an unnecessary apostrophe.

It's hilarious, the standard of Bluemoon poster is basically summed up by taking the grammatical ability of a 6 year old and mixing in some swearing, delusion and general lack of class.
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My mental image of a Bluemoon poster is someone in a Kappa tracksuit, baseball cap and not very many teeth, with a couple of those gold plastic sovereign ring things and a huge gold chain, supping on a can of Special Brew.
 
*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.

17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory

I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.

Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.

The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:

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Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:

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The place is one of a kind.

I struggle to visit the place too much nowadays due to my eyes burning at their relentlessly vile United posting.

I get my kicks from RAWK, yes their delusional, but at least you can read a paragraph without it containing the word c**ts.
 
C'est Moi Cantona said:
The place is one of a kind.

I struggle to visit the place too much nowadays though due to my eyes burning at their relentlessly vile United posting.

Get my kicks from RAWK, yes their delusional, but at least you can read a paragraph without it containing the word c**ts.
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Yeah, I read RAWK every once in a while. Their delusion is mostly amusing and harmless. I've been on Bluemoon once for about three minutes because there was some video on autoplay that started every time you loaded a new page. I don't know what that was about and if it's still that way but it was absolutely ridiculous.
 
Scarecrow said:
Yeah, I read RAWK every once in a while. Their delusion is mostly amusing and harmless. I've been on Bluemoon once for about three minutes because there was some video on autoplay that started every time you loaded a new page. I don't know what that was about and if it's still that way but it was absolutely ridiculous.
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Yep , you need the mute button at the ready to go on bluemoon, closely followed by the blindfold!
 
Earthquake said:
Feck, most danger I've ever been in like that, was in a United bar, wearing a United shirt. Group of lads surrounded me in the toilet, demanding an explanation.

It was a repro of the 68 European Cup Final shirt, they thought it was an Everton shirt. :lol:
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Christ almighty, some United fans they were!
 
Earthquake said:
Well sauced by that stage(myself included, if not especially...), once I explained, they were all sound.

Funniest part, one of them, his dad played for United back then.
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Earthquake said:
Well sauced by that stage(myself included, if not especially...), once I explained, they were all sound.

Funniest part, one of them, his dad played for United back then.
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Callum is a bit of a prick tbf :p
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.

17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory

I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.

Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.

The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:

DwSSfVj.png


Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:

AQF7QCr.png
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Very good and reminds me of when I coined RAWKBola a severe illness, the fundamental difference is that City fans couldn't catch a cold.
 
17 Van der Gouw said:
*Sigh* Time for me to wheel this out again.

17 Van Der Gouw's RAWK vs Bluemoon theory

I think the difference between RAWK and Bluemoon is becoming apparent.

Your average RAWK poster may or may not have some level of intellect, but it's normally juxtaposed by a combination of:
a) Delusion
b) Victim mentality
c) Being a Scouse drama queen and
d) Lack of insight/judgement.

The typical RAWK post therefore, might look something like this:

DwSSfVj.png


Bluemoon posters on the other hand have basically no intellect, which in combination with:
a) Total arrogance/superiority compex
b) Lack of class on any level
c) Often being 15 years old
d) Not knowing anything about City prior to Arab money/2009
e) Being obsessed with United
f) Not having a grasp of basic English grammar, makes for posts like:

AQF7QCr.png
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You have completely nailed it!
 
I have it on good authority that something happened in South America this summer with regards to Aguero, the club have to this moment kept a lid on it however I am led to believe it was extremely serious
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They think Aguero's mind is elsewhere, something happened with him and 4 Argie players over the summer. Not celebrating goals, attitude is bad etc.

We can all hope it's true ay.
 
VanGaalEra said:
They think Aguero's mind is elsewhere, something happened with him and 4 Argie players over the summer. Not celebrating goals, attitude is bad etc.

We can all hope it's true ay.
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Wasn't he supposed to be cheating with Rameros woman?
 
Earthquake said:
Well sauced by that stage(myself included, if not especially...), once I explained, they were all sound.

Funniest part, one of them, his dad played for United back then.
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They can't have been all that sound if they felt the need to intimidate you in the first place.
 
Jesus H Christ. Just had a quick glance at their ever-more caustic United thread, the ubiquitous ManiManc seems to be running wild with our quotes in here. Then accusing us of obsession :lol:

Also, ManiManc, since you'll almost invariably be reading this - if you're going to copy/paste my RAWK vs Bluemoon theory, at least attach the quotes themselves; what you have achieved is a perfunctory waste of time without them - or is copying an image URL beyond your primitive comprehension?

...and we're not obsessed with little small time clubs like yours, we just like taking the piss
out of how deluded you are as fans and how fecking stupid you are as Bluemooners. You can barely even speak English. Since you're so loquacious in the United thread, perhaps your abuse would be more effective should you not juxtapose every single insult with the grammar of a non-native infant who has not long started learning English.

Nevertheless, thanks for giving us a good laugh with your ostentatious attempts at belittling us. Everybody now thinks you're a bit 'special'.
 
I just love how pissed off they get.

VanGaalEra on it like scotch bonnet. ....
Come ere whilst I take the hook out your mouth petal....
So so easy.....pmsl
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And I've managed to create a fish wives meeting on their bluemoon thread. ...
feckin hilarious.
Job done....am off back to the lunatic asylum.....see y'all next weekend when they let me out...
Grrrrrrrrr!!
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He's seen as a god because he can copy and paste! I suppose in the land of mouth breathing knuckle draggers the one who can copy and paste is king.
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Why do so many Blues still bite?

feck 'em.... had shit off the rats all my life - record what they say in your brain, keep it stored nice and safely, as a reminder of their arrogance.

And when we smash them again...

TAKE IT, TAKE IT, TAKE IT


Hardly seen any rag shirts around for weeks, this weekend however I've seen a shitload, all out today wearing em since they go back to the top of the league.

The funniest thing about this whole shit???

THE FACT MOST GENUINE MATCHGOING REDS WHO LIVE AROUND HERE ABSOLUTELY HATE THESE GLORYSEEKING cnuts WHO CLAIM TO BE UNITED FANS.
THEY DON'T feckING LIKE THEM. THEY JUST PRETEND TO AS THEY HELP FUND THE CLUB.
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@17 Van der Gouw

Van der gouw. ........and breathe...
3-2-1 and you're back in the room.
The best hissy fit on there for a long while.
Pants
Pissing
Laughing.
My.
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Nothing quite so sad as someone trying to make out they are an arch genius at troll baiting.

He seems like the kind of guy who thinks saying " I know I am, but what are you?" In response to being called a thick as pig shit gobshite Bertie cnut is on par with the wittiest of Noel Cowards retorts.
 
VanGaalEra said:
ManiManc seems like he's missing us:

feck me check out their bluemoon thread on ragcafe. ....jesus wept!!
Some poster on there called van der gouw has shown his arse over us.....it almost rivals the spurs fan we used to have on here with his graphs about everything.
Can't stop laughing and all the while there are posts saying 'not bothered about them..'
Comedy gold.
Oh and psssst. ....VanGaalEra. .....I come from Manchester son......I have mates who are rag fans....I go to games......
The geek Said I was making it up that I had a giddy rag mate. ......imaginary friend I believe he said....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Their delusional is delicious.
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Christ, he sounds completely demented. You could have a field day with this. Bizarre punctuation. His comma key apparently not working. Few capital letters where required, then that random capital S on Said? Someone should also tell him an ellipsis has three dots, and really shouldn't be used this way. Also, is this some kind of poem? Why does he keep starting a new sentence on a different line?

You know what keeps cracking me up the most? "Oh and psssst." Ha ha, it's like he thinks he's talking and stage whispering to you. Like this is an actual conversation and not a bunch of text. :lol:
 
Vanrouge said:
Christ, he sounds completely demented. You could have a field day with this. Bizarre punctuation. His comma key apparently not working. Few capital letters where required, then that random capital S on Said? Someone should also tell him an ellipsis has three dots, and really shouldn't be used this way. Also, is this some kind of poem? Why does he keep starting a new sentence on a different line?

You know what keeps cracking me up the most? "Oh and psssst." Ha ha, it's like he thinks he's talking and stage whispering to you. Like this is an actual conversation and not a bunch of text. :lol:
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Typing out "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" is another one.
 
Rado_N said:
Christ almighty, some United fans they were!
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Tbf, I'd recognise that shirt if asked but it is essentially a blue jersey without a United badge anywhere on it, my first thought seeing someone in that in a pub wouldn't be 'ah, '68 EC final, what a goal that was from Best.' Not even if I was sober.
 
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