Yaya Toure: I thought Manchester United wanted to sign me from Barcelona... until my agent told me it was the team in blue
Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
I don't, he worked hard for 6 monts to get in form.
Look at those fat he got, must have been one hell of an effort
Sorry, what history are they making?
He's just asking for them to get rid of him now, ffs.
By the looks of last night, they're firing blanks anyway.VanGaalEra said:
Not sure whether too much cake or not having any cake caused this.
It's a new technique he's learned, called the cakenpress.
If Bluemoon were a place, it'd be one of those run down pubs where the barman wears trackie bottoms and trainers. Not a classically old pub, but a shitty dive thrown together on the cheap in the 90s with no atmosphere.
You know the kind, a few BNP sympathisers propping up the bar from the moment it opens at noon. Absolutely no ambience, just a crumpled Union Jack, white walls, dartboard, and pool table with one cue and some of the balls missing.
The kind of place that changes hands regularly.
We all know a pub like this, everyone that goes there is abusive, the punters spend their mornings wasting their benefits in those fruit machines at the bookies, then get drunk and angry by mid day. The kind of place decent people tend to avoid.
You know the kind, a few BNP sympathisers propping up the bar from the moment it opens at noon. Absolutely no ambience, just a crumpled Union Jack, white walls, dartboard, and pool table with one cue and some of the balls missing.
The kind of place that changes hands regularly.
We all know a pub like this, everyone that goes there is abusive, the punters spend their mornings wasting their benefits in those fruit machines at the bookies, then get drunk and angry by mid day. The kind of place decent people tend to avoid.
Keep digging that hole Yaya...
Me too mate, but i've just convinced myself it's happening and thats been getting me through it. The cup run has helped as well of course.
Yaya Toure: "I fertilise the grass at the Etihad with my poo and water it with my pee. Hurry up and sell me ffs."
Yaya's comment ought to go down well 
For all their faults last night, signing players like Gundogan and getting a manager with genuine European title winning pedigree goes a long way to sorting those issues out.
Let's do our best to make sure they're not in the champions league next season.
Let's do our best to make sure they're not in the champions league next season.
That's pretty incredible
Though I do wish we did sign him. Despite him being an utter twat, he was phenomenal for City for a good few years. Signing him would have been a huge plus for us and City wouldn't have won as much as they had without him.
Come on guys, give them a break. They were in Hi-vis kits, that was pretty bold. Credit where it's due. They were fluorescing pretty hard. It was a shiny performance. Luminous even.
STFU, Yaya.
Their performance last night reminded me of ours at the Etihad on that shitty night in 2012 when we handed them the title. We only needed one goal then as well but we looked so out of it and unbothered, just like City last night.
What's he going to be like when Kompany, Aguero and Silva get injured every other week!
Pep clearly happy with what he achieved at Bayern..
Who's Lee Summerbee Bell?
Are they worried that we might finish above them?
Rag. Rag. Rag.
We should just get done with it and rename this place Ragcafe as well.
We should just get done with it and rename this place Ragcafe as well.
It's the player they named the east stand after. They are all Bell-enders.
Good he´s a footballer, not a light bulb. That would be a pretty dark room. I´d cancel his next birthday cake for various reasons.
Proper meltdown in their premier league fixtures thread yday when we scored.
From their pre matchday thread :
"having that rag Anthony Taylor as referee tomorrow seems really "convenient", he's going to be a man on a mission tomorrow."
"having that rag Anthony Taylor as referee tomorrow seems really "convenient", he's going to be a man on a mission tomorrow."
If you have to tell people how funny you are...you're not.
I'm pretty sure Taylor's a United fan but it doesn't mean he's not impartial. Some people just aren't unprofessional twats, a concept hard to grasp for City fans post-Yaya it seems.
From a Graham Poll article after a Brendan Rodgers rant about a Greater Manchester based referee:
''Referees complete a form each season and on it, they declare any allegiance to a football team.
It could be that they support them, used to be a member or their partner or close family's association means they don't feel they can referee any team impartially.
They will never referee that team or one of their immediate rivals, i.e. a Manchester City fan would not officiate a Manchester United game either.''
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If Anthony Taylor had any allegiances to United or City he wouldn't be in charge of today's match.
Wiki says he's an Altrincham fan. But he would say that wouldn't he... fecking rag.
Hmmm, wonder how Atkinsion gets United games then, being a Leeds fan....
Yes, but we're not irrelevant to bitter Leeds fans....Because Leeds are irrelevant to usMarching in 3..2..1..