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I cant see it happening but id love if we twatted these by 3 clear goals.
Divide and conquer. Did they start blaming each other who's @VanGaalEra ?![]()
Fellaini is a dickhead, and United may be fine with that but City have a bit more class.
Legitimately laughed at that. They're notorious for being bitter, moaning twats and are still trying to fight the cause that Aguero was hard done for attempting to elbow other players in the head.
They truly are an unbelievable bunch. Special cause, the lot of them.![]()
Scholes also said Gundogan is a much better signing (pound for pound) than Pogba.
Martial is fast and stumbling over the ball, Rashford won't be near the team, Rooney, er, BigNose, right, A&E...
Valencia will be dangerous, but i'd have Clichy there to stop him. ChubbyShaw will be sweating piecrust all day chasing Sterling....
Still, not overly confident, it's a derby........ Nothing would surprise me. Well, Clattenburg not giving them a soft pen will surprise me....
I think we'll dominate them and play them off the park. I honestly believe we're so much better than them in ALL areas of the pitch but for some reason I can't see us smashing 'em, going for 2-1 to the blue boys.
Nappy Rash scores a Hat Trick for U21's and there's a full on media wankfest. Peggy will bench him Saturday to make sure his head Is fecked up a bit more before coming on and doing his best Ashley Young impression.
Loves quoting pages and pages of stuff from bluemoon in their meltdown thread. Mr/Mrs Van Gaal Era never seems to quote the continuing question of why he's so ashamed of where he lives that he decided to latch onto United?
Just out of interest, where is he/she from?
Think she's from Leeds, don't quote me on that but the junctions not on the m60.
Oh well, not a million miles away from Manc to be fair. Might PM her and ask if she fancies meeting up for a pint in town after the match. I'd ask Swanson's Tache but I can't afford the flight cost to Oslo!
De goat, Blind, Smalling, Bailly, Pogba, Zlatan, Rashford, Mkhi, Shaw and Martial would all walk into their squad and first xi.
Two games and Pogba "has been distinctly average so far" this is why I despise the modern football "fan"
I used to feel the same way myself but I tend to ignore the gimps on there if I'm being honest and if I do engage with them I prefer to humour them rather than get involved in a full-blown argument. The Bluemoon meltdown thread was quite funny a couple of months ago because for a while a few of us blues effectively hijacked it with sensible discussion which upset the natives. It wasn't intentional - there weren't any other City-related threads to post on at the time and we just ended up on that thread. In fact, some United fans were also engaging us in constructive debate on the thread as well and it ended up with the mods threatening all the sensible posters - blue and red - with thread bans, etc!
How dare you assume they are from anywhere but Manchester.I live in Bergen, Norwegian have £35 flights from London.
rats everywhere
Now he's all like they can ban me for that, if you're going to bad mouth the forum and mods, at least do it on here and grow some balls.
Shitty Caf mods ay @M18CTID trying to keep threads on track![]()
poomoon said said:I used to feel the same way myself but I tend to ignore the gimps on there if I'm being honest and if I do engage with them I prefer to humour them rather than get involved in a full-blown argument. The Bluemoon meltdown thread was quite funny a couple of months ago because for a while a few of us blues effectively hijacked it with sensible discussion which upset the natives. It wasn't intentional - there weren't any other City-related threads to post on at the time and we just ended up on that thread. In fact, some United fans were also engaging us in constructive debate on the thread as well and it ended up with the mods threatening all the sensible posters - blue and red - with thread bans, etc!
Care to explain when and where I "bad-mouthed the mods" either on here or on BM?
Care to explain when and where I "bad-mouthed the mods" either on here or on BM?
This poster has reached RAWK levels of delusion only, this time, making up multiple people and a fake scenario where "Redcafe Mods threatened to have them banned for constructive discussions"
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The whole posts makes the mods sound like Rawk, threatening to ban posters for having sensible discussion.
No it doesn't. All I was doing was recounting a story from what happened on this thread back in June. There was absolutely no bad-mouthing of the mods whatsoever and until you started with up with your childish shit-stirring, I actually heeded the warning and haven't posted in this thread since. Now, instead of risking derailing this thread if you want to continue with this (that's if you can find the time in between your inane stalking of manimanc that absolutely no fooker else is interested in) I suggest you take it to PM - is that clear?
Care to explain when and where I "bad-mouthed the mods" either on here or on BM?
I think you might need to retract that statement7th post down:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bluemoon-goes-into-meltdown.287034/page-247
No it doesn't. All I was doing was recounting a story from what happened on this thread back in June. There was absolutely no bad-mouthing of the mods whatsoever and until you started with up with your childish shit-stirring, I actually heeded the warning and haven't posted in this thread since. Now, instead of risking derailing this thread if you want to continue with this (that's if you can find the time in between your inane stalking of manimanc that absolutely no fooker else is interested in) I suggest you take it to PM - is that clear?
I used to feel the same way myself but I tend to ignore the gimps on there if I'm being honest and if I do engage with them I prefer to humour them rather than get involved in a full-blown argument.
The Bluemoon meltdown thread was quite funny a couple of months ago because for a while a few of us blues effectively hijacked it with sensible discussion which upset the natives. It wasn't intentional - there weren't any other City-related threads to post on at the time and we just ended up on that thread.
In fact, some United fans were also engaging us in constructive debate on the thread as well and it ended up with the mods threatening all the sensible posters - blue and red - with thread bans, etc!
I think you might need to retract that statement7th post down:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bluemoon-goes-into-meltdown.287034/page-247
Scholes also said Gundogan is a much better signing (pound for pound) than Pogba.
I see...
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You seem to be missing the point, unsurprisingly - or perhaps intentionally - whilst bizarrely bigging yourself up on bluemoon for derailing this thread along with your fellow blues.
Let me spell it out for you.
Nobody is forcing you to keep coming on here, if we're all gimps feel free to feck off. We're perfectly happy to have you guys around, but see if you can remain civil rather than then turning around and slagging the caf off to your other clique like some kind of high school girl.
Oh the hilarity. This thread exists for a very clear and specific reason, much like the RAWK one. It's not for the purpose of discussing your team and/or picking up arguments.
The bit in bold worries me, you must have vision difficulties, let me help you out:
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/our-rivals-squads-next-year-manchester-city-2016-2017.419506/
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-under-pep-guardiola.418850/
Yes, I'm going full Nazi and threatening to ban you for being sensible. Give your fecking head a wobble lad, if you're actually capable of being sensible go and start a discussion in one of the above threads or start a new one, that's not what this thread is for.
Im pretty sure there was a City 15/16 thread back then if anything.
Are you going to ask me for postcode, name and address just like petal from bluemoon also done?
I would hazard a guess and say that most rag fans are not really fans of the game as such, they are fans of the glory which comes with being such a big name in the sport. Regardless of whether the rags win a trophy or not, they are guaranteed to be on the back pages of every tabloid in this country. If they finish the season mid-table with no silverware at all it'll still be them that the media will be reporting on. It will still be Peg this, GPC that, Pogba something else, ad naseum. The close season will be full of transfer rumours about the next multi-million pound player signing for them. Neymar and Messi will be begging for a chance to move to the vermin, etc etc.
But when all is said and done what the hordes of plastic fans are REALLY after is acceptance, knowing that somehow they belong, that they are one of a gang of like-minded people, like the kids you'd see in the school playground, desperately trying to fit in with those that are considered 'cool', betraying their dignity just so they can be seen in the inner circle with the kid who's the best fighter in year 6, or whatever.
But anyway, they're SCUM!
That idiot should have learnt his lesson when he sent Hart a message prior to last seasons CL game
Haha what a complete wanker
Indeed. Just when you thought it was impossible for him to be more of a wanker than he already was...
Bravo Man Of The Match...we win 1-0 with him making save after save...the last save resulting in him following through with a fisted clearance breaking big noses honker...the end
It sounded plausible until the last bit, you'd need a sledgehammer to break that honker.
Perhaps Bravo will need the training gear as he'll have feck all to do this weekend
that's just put me right off my piña colada.
I live in Bergen, Norwegian have £35 flights from London.
Not that I would dare to meet up with any of them well 'ard people from Bluemoon, would probably end in tears on my part when they got the tatts out.
Yeah very creative. Actually quite hilarious:
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger...and others
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC...and others
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker (or something similar)
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
Just off the top of my head but there's more I'm sure. They're a funny, simple folk really.