Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Pep guardiola showing that he is a vastly superior coach to Mourinho. Manchester United were positionally dominated and should have been out in that first half. City had 4 counters where they had multiple overloads and could have killed the game off and made the score embarassing. The level he will take City to will be something the EPL will never have experienced.

Bravo didn't make an error, he called to Stones and Stones jumped. Language barrier. Good game but the score flatters United. Peps tactics are ideal to dominate the EPL because of how strategically ebhind they are compared to Spain and Germany.
That Bluemoon is crazy.

Wait, that's all you?
 
To put more Bluemoon quotes in to stop people complaining:

On the Sky:

All week leading up to the Derby ex rags being interviewed.

Considering ex-Shitty players are so far removed from the current team, as to have no link with them whatsoever, it's difficult to find an ex-Shitty player with any credibility. The only one who I have seen talking even a modicum of sense was, I think, Colin Bell.

The crop before the takeover have nothing to do with this lot, 3rd & 2nd tier players, and otherwise, if you want to go back to a successful period, then you have Mike Summerbee :nervous:

We have 25 years of successful players to fall back on, of course they are only talking to ex-United players.
 
The most telling thing about Clattenburg's performance is that Bluemoon think his performance was good. If he was anywhere near good they would all yell "ragspiracy" "Rag FA" and "Bought refs".
 
Considering ex-Shitty players are so far removed from the current team, as to have no link with them whatsoever, it's difficult to find an ex-Shitty player with any credibility. The only one who I have seen talking even a modicum of sense was, I think, Colin Bell.

The crop before the takeover have nothing to do with this lot, 3rd & 2nd tier players, and otherwise, if you want to go back to a successful period, then you have Mike Summerbee :nervous:

We have 25 years of successful players to fall back on, of course they are only talking to ex-United players.

They could have asked Joe Hart ;)
 
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"pitiful how many tickets have been sold for tomorrow, level 3 not even on sale !!!"​

"With the team on such a high and the amazing football under Pep, it is certainly very strange why so many fans are not bothering to support the team in such a crucial game".​

"How we have the nerve to sing "the city is ours" at the swamp is embarrassing".
 
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Considering ex-Shitty players are so far removed from the current team, as to have no link with them whatsoever, it's difficult to find an ex-Shitty player with any credibility. The only one who I have seen talking even a modicum of sense was, I think, Colin Bell.

The crop before the takeover have nothing to do with this lot, 3rd & 2nd tier players, and otherwise, if you want to go back to a successful period, then you have Mike Summerbee :nervous:

We have 25 years of successful players to fall back on, of course they are only talking to ex-United players.

Afaik their most famous ex-players are Niall Quinn, Dennis Law and Noel Gallagher.
 

Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
 
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
I'm sorry, but did a Bluemooner just call United fans bitter? :wenger:
 
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.

I bet that's one of the same 'Rags' that the RAWKites always bump into after a good result.

EDIT: I'm imagining more City versions of RAWKisms like a Bluemoon Johnowhite. "Yeah lads I've been a big Rag fan since the days of Billy Meredith but I can't go near the swamp now. Full of fake fans and glory hunters. Plus we're always bailed out by refs. Fcking cnuts. Hope you boys win the treble."
 
To put more Bluemoon quotes in to stop people complaining:

On Clattenburg:







On UEFA:



On the Sky:





On the news that United fans "think they're a top team":
Guess I wrote Blue Moon off too soon. They manage to suffer victory...
 
Guess I wrote Blue Moon off too soon. They manage to suffer victory...

That's because they didn't 'crush' us as they expected they would. Although they won't admit it, they know Bravo should have walked. So in three out of 4 games, they've got their points from ogs and ref decisions. Knowing they were lucky to come away with the points although admittedly we were poor in the first half kind of takes the shine off things a little. They were bricking it a little during the second half on Bluemoon. Though a win is a win however it comes. Think they were hoping for another Sick Swan.
 
That's because they didn't 'crush' us as they expected they would. Although they won't admit it, they know Bravo should have walked. So in three out of 4 games, they've got their points from ogs and ref decisions. Knowing they were lucky to come away with the points although admittedly we were poor in the first half kind of takes the shine off things a little. They were bricking it a little during the second half on Bluemoon. Though a win is a win however it comes. Think they were hoping for another Sick Swan.

I like how some of them wrote off our last 3 years as though we were irrelevant despite the fact that we had the same points tally as them only last season and the difference between their and Leicester's trophy haul in that period is a league cup.
 
many blues soaked to the bone from the previous night, urged not to travel. Half empty stadium still booing the CL anthem aswell, welcome Pep

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Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
ah yes, the old imaginary rag 'friend'. I dont think they'll ever tire of this old pearler. They must have got it from RAWK. To be fair, the City lads I know are pretty sound and we have some good chats and pisstaking about football. I dont think Ive ever stormed off or seen them storm off over a comment someone has made. These 'guys' on Bluemoon really do live in a fantasy.
 
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.

Who drops their kids off or picks them up from school in a football shirt?
 
Who drops their kids off or picks them up from school in a football shirt?

Scruffs that's who.

You can also get them turning up in their pyjamas, slippers on, smoking big fat spliffs.

The country is fecked lads bail out while you can.
 
Haha, looking at your comments on here mate there's only one bitter.

I'll never understand why fecking Berties insist on posting in this thread to defend the piss-taking when this is after all the Bertie piss-taking thread??