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Do you think there will be a Deal or No Deal?


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The armed forces is a funny one, especially considering a large number of them are complete tools that these people love to declare as ”heroes”.

I’ll state it clearly, simply signing up to be in the army doesn’t make you a fecking hero you imbeciles.

How very dare you. My brother in law is in the marines.

How many likes can I get for him?
 
The armed forces is a funny one, especially considering a large number of them are complete tools that these people love to declare as ”heroes”.

I’ll state it clearly, simply signing up to be in the army doesn’t make you a fecking hero you imbeciles.

I understand Bowie's song wasn't actually about the Berlin wall but about people joining the territorial army
 
Have you been stockpiling British food in case we can't get any after March?:)

I do love shortbreads, so I might have to stockpile a little bit.:)

PS: You know that McVities reduced the size of the packets allegedly due to Brexit?
 
I do love shortbreads, so I might have to stockpile a little bit.:)

PS: You know that McVities reduced the size of the packets allegedly due to Brexit?

Yes because of "challenging times" from 500g to 400g.

I did a bit of digging into Tesco (biggest supermarket chain in the UK) into the source of ingredients in a lot of their products. How much comes from the EU is quite staggering.
One product I came across which is typically English, Seriously Strong Cheddar Spread, is actually produced in France.
 
Basically, May has to choose party or country. We all know what any self respecting Tory would choose.
 
She'll choose her Premiership.
 
I understand Bowie's song wasn't actually about the Berlin wall but about people joining the territorial army

Erm? It is about 2 lovers separated by the Berlin Wall.

Or were you joking?
 
wasnt she deselected? or was it some other anti-corbyn leave mp who resigned?
she and frank field's (labours harderst brexiteers) local parties passed a vote of no confidence which is the first step towards deselection, frank field resigned the whip and is now an independent mp but kate hoey decided to fight it
 
I've not been following Brexit closely at all, my only big interest is the impact on Ireland.
Ireland is pretty much the only thing that matters at this point, a brexit deal absent customs union would be possible if there was no gfa but it's impossible to adhere to it without remaining in the customs union. At this point it's a single player game of chicken where Theresa May has to decide if she wants to crash her car into the erg and deal with internal tory fires, or crash her car into the gfa and leave without a deal. There will be internal fires if she leaves without a deal, but tory remainers have spent the last 2 years being so spineless it's a minor miracle any of them remember how to breathe.

If it wasn't for the gfa, a preferential trade deal would be possible - trade with the eu would be still be more expensive than it is now and the uk would lose some international influence but it's not a nightmare scenario. A no deal exit is a nightmare scenario.

If there is no deal the roi will also be in the shithouse because of it's geographic location but you would assume the EU will send money it's way purely for self preservation and to prevent the UK from exerting too much pressure on the republic.
 
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Ireland is pretty much the only thing that matters at this point, a brexit deal absent customs union would be possible if there was no gfa but it's impossible to adhere to it without remaining in the customs union. At this point it's a single player game of chicken where Theresa May has to decide if she wants to crash her car into the erg and deal with internal tory fires, or crash her car into the gfa and leave without a deal. There will be internal fires if she leaves without a deal, but tory remainers have spent the last 2 years being so spineless it's a minor miracle any of them remember how to breathe.

If it wasn't for the gfa, a preferential trade deal would be possible - trade with the eu would be still be more expensive than it is now and the uk would lose some international influence but it's not a nightmare scenario. A no deal exit is a nightmare scenario.

If there is no deal the roi will also be in the shithouse because of it's geographic location but you would assume the EU will send money it's way purely for self preservation and to prevent the UK from exerting too much pressure on the republic.

I am not sure I understand what exactly the problem with the border will be in the no-deal case. Can you give me an example in simple terms? With cars, or pork, or some other goods.
 
I am not sure I understand what exactly the problem with the border will be in the no-deal case. Can you give me an example in simple terms? With cars, or pork, or some other goods.

The problem is the existence of a border, it's a political and social issue not technical.
 
It's funny how NI has become the be all and end all of the brexit negotiations. The government is not even pretending to care about the impact on the services and manufacturing sector.
Quite astonishing what party politics is doing to this country.
 
The problem is the existence of a border, it's a political and social issue not technical.

Yes, I get that, but why in practice it will create a problem? And why a trade deal with the EU will make any difference?

In theory, there is a border now, since ROI is a different country. Even if it is just a line on the map, there is already a border.
 
Yes, I get that, but why in practice it will create a problem? And why a trade deal with the EU will make any difference?

In theory, there is a border now, since ROI is a different country. Even if it is just a line on the map, there is already a border.

You don't get it then. Look at The Troubles and the Belfast agreement.
 
You don't get it then. Look at The Troubles and the Belfast agreement.

I have already admitted I don't get it! :)

The question is if someone can give a simple explanation here.

And the question is what difference a "no-deal" and a "deal" makes in the NI case. In practice.
 
I have already admitted I don't get it! :)

The question is if someone can give a simple explanation here.

And the question is what difference a "no-deal" and a "deal" makes in the NI case. In practice.

Going back a few pages on this thread, there was a lot of discussion about it. There's not going to be a simple explanation here - it's very complex and no surprise that it's a huge stumbling block in negotiations.

One massive element is that if there's no deal, there needs to be a hard border, which will violate an international peace treaty (GFA). Why that matters is, basically, history that you'll have to spend time reading up on. Even aside from that, the technical implications of trying to enforce a hard border are immense.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ire...fficials-from-north-and-south-agree-1.3474246
 
I have already admitted I don't get it! :)

The question is if someone can give a simple explanation here.

And the question is what difference a "no-deal" and a "deal" makes in the NI case. In practice.

At the moment there are no physical borders on the Island of Ireland despite the fact that they are two different countries. There is no need for it because they are in the same custom and trade areas, from an international law standpoint if both territories are in different jurisdictions there will be a need for checks(Custom, sanitary, etc...) at some point, whether it is along the legal border or around the island, both of these things are against the GFA. No deal means that the GFA is effectively broken, a deal could allow to respect it.
 
I have already admitted I don't get it! :)

The question is if someone can give a simple explanation here.

And the question is what difference a "no-deal" and a "deal" makes in the NI case. In practice.

The border is symbolic of Northern Irish identity, the free movement between Ireland and Britain represents the dual identities of the previously warring factions. If you put the border back up Northern Ireland moves back into British hands to a degree. This will stoke tensions.

There is also the potential smuggling opportunities that would enable the paramilitaries to grow. The paramilitaries still exist in Northern Ireland and are still violent. They still take it upon themselves to police some areas of Northern Ireland and hand out violent punishments to criminals.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42014557
 
I have already admitted I don't get it! :)

The question is if someone can give a simple explanation here.

And the question is what difference a "no-deal" and a "deal" makes in the NI case. In practice.

The precarious peace in Northern Ireland is based to a large degree on the 'have your cake and eat it' solution embodied in the Good Friday Agreement, whereby NI remained part of the UK while at the same time the most symbolic feature of the original partition - the border, which was heavily militarized during the Troubles - became essentially irrelevant in terms of movement of people and goods. This arrangement was facilitated by the fact that both the ROI and the UK are EU members. The implementation of a hard border will violate the spirit and if I'm not mistaken some of the details of the GFA and threaten the foundation of the hard-won peace.
 
At the moment there are no physical borders on the Island of Ireland despite the fact that they are two different countries. There is no need for it because they are in the same custom and trade areas, from an international law standpoint if both territories are in different jurisdictions there will be a need for checks(Custom, sanitary, etc...) at some point, whether it is along the legal border or around the island, both of these things are against the GFA. No deal means that the GFA is effectively broken, a deal could allow to respect it.

But actually nothing is broken. The Brexit is a new situation that obviously wasn't foreseen in the GFA. So, they just have to amend the GFA, after a decision is made on how the Brexit will be done in practical terms.

I can't really see what the big deal is.

On the other hand, the Europeans who work in the UK and the Britons who work in the EU might have real practical problems since they need visas, work permits etc.
 
But actually nothing is broken. The Brexit is a new situation that obviously wasn't foreseen in the GFA. So, they just have to amend the GFA, after a decision is made on how the Brexit will be done in practical terms.

I can't really see what the big deal is.

On the other hand, the Europeans who work in the UK and the Britons who work in the EU might have real practical problems since they need visas, work permits etc.

Now why on earth would we be expected to do that? What needs to change are the terms of Brexit - the GFA is not up for debate. The issue is that nobody thought to consider how a Brexit might impact on NI and the GFA (because they simply did not care) and now they are quite rightly forced into an impossible situation as a result. It's entirely their own fault and it is not the fault of the GFA which was already in place for all to see if they had bothered to look.
 
But actually nothing is broken. The Brexit is a new situation that obviously wasn't foreseen in the GFA. So, they just have to amend the GFA, after a decision is made on how the Brexit will be done in practical terms.

I can't really see what the big deal is.

On the other hand, the Europeans who work in the UK and the Britons who work in the EU might have real practical problems since they need visas, work permits etc.

That sentence makes no sense. Before a decision is made there is no deal and the UK current red lines lead to two jurisdictions meaning a custom border anyway. So as things stands your amendment would mean making the GFA null which is the issue.