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Do you think there will be a Deal or No Deal?


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Got to love some of the creatures that's call in to 5Live this morning.

Caller One "It's simple. We just need to go. 5th biggest economy in the world we don't need the EU. We just need to leave, it's not difficult. That's what people voted for".

Caller Two "I have three family members who voted leave and they all did it for different reasons"

Caller One (butting in) "Why are we even discussing this? We won and they lost. People voted to just GO, and that's the truth"

Caller Two "My concern is that during the referendum it was clear what Remain meant, but Leave had no real definable outcome so people voted for what they thought would be the result, not what it was guaranteed to be"

Caller One "But it was clear. They voted to JUST GO."

Caller Two "But there was no full consensus, it was more of a promise that was put forward which persuaded some pe-"

Caller Three "DONT TELL ME WHY I VOTED I KNOW WHY I VOTED"

And so forth.


At least you know the UK is in safe hands.
 
A logistics question here, is the speaker of the house of commons not allowed to have a break? I never see him leave his seat for the entire day...
There's a hole in the bottom for when you need to take a shit. Major used to use it as well when nobody was looking.
 
I think it would be a forgone conclusion on this Forum.

In fact, if there was a 2nd referendum, I think that would be foregone conclusion too.
Yeah but I'm talking yes or no on all 8 options. Some of the options are nuanced and not everybody would vote the same way on all 8 options.

Personally I want to remain but after that I want the weakest Brexit that we can get.
 
Yeah but I'm talking yes or no on all 8 options. Some of the options are nuanced and not everybody would vote the same way on all 8 options.

Personally I want to remain but after that I want the weakest Brexit that we can get.

Most people on here are only interested in 1 option though.
 
Most people on here are only interested in 1 option though.
Yeah but we aren't necessarily going to get that. If we don't what would people accept? We go on about parliament not being prepared to compromise. We should look at compromises that we would accept if we don't get our way.
 
Yeah but we aren't necessarily going to get that. If we don't what would people accept? We go on about parliament not being prepared to compromise. We should look at compromises that we would accept if we don't get our way.
I agree - and then negotiate our way back in during a long transition period.
 


It’s a completely illogical position to take.

He could appeal to both Brexiteers and Remainers if he said he would negotiate a much better deal (without May’s red lines) and then let the public vote on it - assuming we are at the point where Tories have failed and we are having a GE.
 
Yeah but I'm talking yes or no on all 8 options. Some of the options are nuanced and not everybody would vote the same way on all 8 options.

Personally I want to remain but after that I want the weakest Brexit that we can get.

The problem is that the other 7 do not include a sensible customs union or single market option , ie one where the UK complies by the rules of the said customs union or single market, ie something that is realistically negotiable.
 
Showing tolerance against these morons, those in the public included, is just as dangerous in the long run as revoking article 50. No idea why this is ignored.

Suddenly I’m supposed to care what xenophobic, racist people think? That they’re going to be miffed and potentially cause damage to property or people. Feck off.
 
I think no matter what happens we'll be back in in the next 10 years. The only problem is that 10 years is too long for me as I'll almost be retired by then.

Can't see it personally. The amount of concessions we'd have to make in order to get back in would never be acceptable to most of the British public. Bringing in the euro for starters would be a non starter.
 
Being able to only pick one option will see 80-90% of votes on revoke
Which is why I didn't see the point in adding a poll in the first place. I've changed it to three.
 
Can someone explain the difference between customs union, permanent customs union, and May's deal? The latter also involved a UK-wide customs union so I'm confused.

Clarke's customs union doesn't mention how the UK joins it, as it's the customs union of the EEA.

Corbyn's customs union means he wants all the benefits of the customs union but not adhere to the rules.

May's deal doesn't have the customs union only during the transition period.
 
Her final offer - her resignation. Poisoned chalice though so not sure it's a reason to vote for her deal.
 
Imagine being such a stubborn old cnut that you are prepared to say "I know you all hate me because of what I want but I promise I will definitely feck off if you just give me what I want"
 
Imagine being such a stubborn old cnut that you are prepared to say "I know you all hate me because of what I want but I promise I will definitely feck off if you just give me what I want"
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Clarke's customs union doesn't mention how the UK joins it, as it's the customs union of the EEA.

Corbyn's customs union means he wants all the benefits of the customs union but not adhere to the rules.

May's deal doesn't have the customs union only during the transition period.
Thanks. I tried to read up on it but I still don't really see a meaningful difference between Clarke's and Corbyn's proposals. Corbyn's talks about a close alignment with the single market which is very vague.

And then there's the option suggesting EEA/EFTA membership without customs union - that would run into the Irish border problem again, wouldn't it?
 
Imagine being such a stubborn old cnut that you are prepared to say "I know you all hate me because of what I want but I promise I will definitely feck off if you just give me what I want"

Her level of shithousery makes Mark Van Bommel jealous.
 
I know you want me to leave because you can't stand the deal which I've negotiated, so I promise to leave so long as you accept my deal
 
Thanks. I tried to read up on it but I still don't really see a meaningful difference between Clarke's and Corbyn's proposals. Corbyn's talks about a close alignment with the single market which is very vague.

And then there's the option suggesting EEA/EFTA membership without customs union - that would run into the Irish border problem again, wouldn't it?

Corbyn wants the UK to be able to do their own deals while being in the customs union which is not possible
Corbyn wants to have the benefits of the single market without the 4 freedoms, again not possible.

Clarke's is too vague, no detail.

And yes without the customs union it doesn't solve the Irish problem.

None of them solve the problems.
 
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