Cristiano Ronaldo - Performances (wums will be thread banned)

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Win 5-0 and Ronaldo scores none. I don't know how but I know it's Rafa's fault. Get out of there Cristiano. Run!
I'm pretty sure that Woody will go for him next summer once he's broken the scoring record at Madrid. Watch this space.
 
@lilcurt ...so its up to susan boyle to get laid this weekend or the drought continues

Haha, indeed!

Serious note though, has Ronaldo past his peak? Still one of the best two players in the world no doubt. I do feel he is getting to the stage now that when he doesn't score (which is rare) he doesn't add much more to the team.

Caveat this by saying i didn't see there match last night. Coming to this conclusion based on performances last season when he had a bit of a drought.
 
Haha, indeed!

Serious note though, has Ronaldo past his peak? Still one of the best two players in the world no doubt. I do feel he is getting to the stage now that when he doesn't score (which is rare) he doesn't add much more to the team.

Caveat this by saying i didn't see there match last night. Coming to this conclusion based on performances last season when he had a bit of a drought.
Unfortunately he looked excellent at times last night but hilariously couldn't score
 
He'll bag in at least 50 in all comps, you can quote me on that.

I agree. He's had the most shots, just hasn't netted yet. It will revert to how it should be soon enough...

 
Don't want him back. Just a poacher these days. A great one but not worth the money he would cost at his age.
 
Goooooooooooooooooooal!! @SirAF



#1 of the La Liga season. The count starts now.
 
Vivaaaaaaa! Gooooooooooooooooooooooool x2!

#2 in La Liga.

 
Now assisted for Benzema.

#3 goals and #1 assist in La Liga this season.
 
It's too easy for him. Even when he doesn't score for 3 games in a row, he'll just score a hattrick the next match and still have 3 goals in 4 matches. Then he'll score a brace in the match after that and is on 5 goals in 5 matches and that's how he keeps up the 1 goal per game ratio. Too easy and not purely because of his finishing but Real Madrid creates so many fecking chances on average.
 
It's too easy for him. Even when he doesn't score for 3 games in a row, he'll just score a hattrick the next match and still have 3 goals in 4 matches. Then he'll score a brace in the match after that and is on 5 goals in 5 matches and that's how he keeps up the 1 goal per game ratio. Too easy and not purely because of his finishing but Real Madrid creates so many fecking chances on average.

That an the utterly absurd number of penalties he's scored for them too.

He'll always get bags of chances in games like this, and even if he does lose a bit of pace or whatever, he'll still finish most of them off. I know if other players scored those goals a lot of talk would be about 'shit defending'.
 
Where is @SirAF?! Should I call 112?
 
Vastly overrated. Just stands where the ball is and pushes it into the goal.

I could totally do what he does.
 
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