David Moyes | West Ham in talks with him for managerial job

The guy is so depressing. Every time I hear him speak I have to tackle my horrifying and soul-destroying questions about my own existence.

He's the football manager version of Ted from Scrubs, except for the hair.
I would pay good money to see David Moyes sporting a comb-over, singing in a barbershop quartet, while living at his Mum's house.
 
I would pay good money to see David Moyes sporting a comb-over, singing in a barbershop quartet, while living at his Mum's house.

"Legaaaal, accountiiiing, shipping and receiviiing, steadily steering Sunderland towards long-term lower league mediocrity while turning both the playing staff and the fans against me and boring the will to live out of everyone with my depress conferences and post-match interviews. Hmmmmmm."
 
I am massively enjoying this Moyes horror show. The team is barely Championship quality but they should be doing better than this. It's bordering on Derby levels of bad. He also looks like he is on the verge of breakdown. With any luck he will go full Leonard Rossiter and just walk out into the sea.
 
"Legaaaal, accountiiiing, shipping and receiviiing, steadily steering Sunderland towards long-term lower league mediocrity while turning both the playing staff and the fans against me and boring the will to live out of everyone with my depress conferences and post-match interviews. Hmmmmmm."
Very good! Brought a chuckle.
 
Ohhh this is going far better than I ever thought. I still haven't forgotten about the poznan... and don't feed me that shit that any club would celebrate like that. Cheeky laughter or some other stuff would've been fine. But the poznan...

Every season since I've looked through our fixtures to see when we face Sunderland and the possibility that us beating them could be the game that sent them down. When I looked at this seasons fixtures I saw that we face them too early. But if Moyes stays put and keeps doing what he does best my fantasy isn't totally impossible...

If that happens I have one small request for my fellow fans... can you please do the poznan?
 
Ohhh this is going far better than I ever thought. I still haven't forgotten about the poznan... and don't feed me that shit that any club would celebrate like that. Cheeky laughter or some other stuff would've been fine. But the poznan...

Every season since I've looked through our fixtures to see when we face Sunderland and the possibility that us beating them could be the game that sent them down. When I looked at this seasons fixtures I saw that we face them too early. But if Moyes stays put and keeps doing what he does best my fantasy isn't totally impossible...

If that happens I have one small request for my fellow fans... can you please do the poznan?
Let it go man, they are not worth the effort.
 
Let it go man, they are not worth the effort.

Let it go when I'm so close? Haha... if they somehow manage to stay up this season I promise all is forgiven!

Edit: Nahhh can't wait to see them drop down
 
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Time to bring out these time-honoured beauties of Moyes and the media after yesterday's comment about the referee.



 
"I asked Pep to phone me before he accepted an offer from another club"....

That is not the same as offering someone a job.

"Believe me, the United board wanted nothing more than to select a manager who would be with the club for a long time."

Yes. And they did do that with Moyes. Since then, nobody has received a 6 yr contract.

Just think board wanted someone who SAF recommended and wanted to show world (sponsors??) that we'd have another settled period. SAF (like a lot of people) thought Moyes work at Everton showed he was the man ..... he/they were wrong, big style.

Now this, I do agree with.
 
Time to bring out these time-honoured beauties of Moyes and the media after yesterday's comment about the referee.




That cracks me every time :lol: He's a clown.
He really has been a massive feck up since leaving Everton.
Disagree in terms of Moyes perspective. He left Everton on a high(before getting found out like O'Leary) and picked up massive compensations on the road. And on top of that there are still idiots that hire him at the top level. It worked great for him.
 
Time to bring out these time-honoured beauties of Moyes and the media after yesterday's comment about the referee.





Oh my fecking days, I'm sure I must have seen these before but I just wipe all memory of them each time. That counting in Spanish... :lol: His mind working absolute overtime.
 
Yeah i'm sure most did, i knew exactly what he meant which is why is pointed out that it was incorrect. Frank O'Farrell wasn't British, so to say we have only ever had British managers is obviously wrong. It's something that seems to be repeated on here quite a lot, especially around the time we appointed LVG.



Is that a serious question mate?

I was being facetious. My apologies. But like you say, everyone knows when we say British, we are including the Irish, for various reasons.
 
That was pretty shocking TBF - he's meant to be managing one of the teams in the match and he didn't know the name of the referee! :wenger:

Meant to be managing is right, not sure what he is doing but it doesn't look like managing :lol::lol::lol:
 
A clown....And a clown of the miserable, pathetic variety...

Having said that, I do have some sympathy for anyone ( Moyes included ) who gets humiliated in public, in front of millions.

But having said that, it couldn't happen to a more deserving incompetent dickhead.
 
On Talksport this morning:

"I feel like Sunderland keep having the same problems year after year, they start badly then appoint a new manager who barely keeps them up, then they start badly again the next year, and do the same thing again.

I think that they'd maybe be better off going down into the championship to allow David Moyes a chance to rebuild them"

I'm sure the Sunderland fans just LOVE that idea.

Maybe there'd be merit to it if he didn't have the imagination and general motivational ability of a dented brick.
 
On Talksport this morning:

"I feel like Sunderland keep having the same problems year after year, they start badly then appoint a new manager who barely keeps them up, then they start badly again the next year, and do the same thing again.

I think that they'd maybe be better off going down into the championship to allow David Moyes a chance to rebuild them"

Was the caller a "Mr Seyom" from "a place far, far away"?

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I was being facetious. My apologies.

No worries, fair enough.

But like you say, everyone knows when we say British, we are including the Irish, for various reasons.

Why though mate? Irish people are not British, obviously i understand the history behind the view and the two countries being close, and of course Northern Ireland still being part of the UK. It's fair enough for British people to not consider Irish as foreign if they like theres no harm there .

But you can't make a whole song and dance about United only ever having had British managers until 2014 and how we are were the only top english club to do so as the other guy did. When it's not actually the case, as i pointed out Liverpool and Arsenal both only ever had British managers right up until the late 90's and City didn't have didn't have a foreign manager until 2007, 36 years after United did.
 
He's obviously going to be out of the job soon but where does he go from there? No one will touch him in the PL. I would love to see him drop divisions but I have a feeling he will be snapped up by a US team. He will then convince himself that American football is the way forward and the PL was just stepping stone.
 
Surely he has to be the next man to get the chop. he's clearly completely lost whatever it was he had.
 
He's obviously going to be out of the job soon but where does he go from there? No one will touch him in the PL. I would love to see him drop divisions but I have a feeling he will be snapped up by a US team. He will then convince himself that American football is the way forward and the PL was just stepping stone.
He'll fail there too complaining that he doesn't have premier league quality players.

What a fraud.