What the feck is it with his nail? 
Diouf Watch
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What the feck is it with his nail?
Purification of the soul through the holy powder of fast white.
That reminds me of a writing assignment I once saw called "What kind of car would Jesus drive?"
Now you know.
I demand you copy'n'paste said facebook words.
I've heard news that he's having a hard time communicating, what with his mighty booming voice blowing the minds of mere mortals. Although he was a blast at the christmas party turning all alcholic beverages to water when Fergie turned up and then back again after he left.
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
He's my favourite to win the Ballon D'Or this year.
"THE MESSIAH"
I reckon we sell berbatov and sign victor moses,imagine having a partnership of mame "the messiah" diouf and victor moses! CERTAIN TO LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND
A glittery bauble such as that is for the mere mortals below him.
Michael Carrick thinks the new kid gunna be something special
Then hes asked who and says diouf
He's just toeing the corporate line.Michael Carrick thinks the new kid gunna be something special
Then hes asked who and says diouf
Ole you need a name change to dioufsmyhero
Aye, with he and Nani we could win a gold medal in gymnastics.
Diouf, He's the answer to all our problems. The jewel in our crown, the messiah, the savior.
We would have won in the match that never happened yesterday if diouf had touched the ground. Just imagine, when diouf does enter the ground in his first official appearance the stadium would erupt, i mean who wouldn't want to say "i was there when diouf made his first united appearance?"
We would have won in the match that never happened yesterday if diouf had touched the ground. Just imagine, when diouf does enter the ground in his first official appearance the stadium would erupt, i mean who wouldn't want to say "i was there when diouf made his first united appearance?"
a new era begins and this is the year 1 A.D.
The One.
If Wayne Rooney was a Borrower, Diouf would be the evil fella with the big hat trying to squash him with his shoe.
You have Carricks facebook?
Everyone whos anyone has Carricks facebook... jeez.
Shouldnt that be 1 M.B.D.
I have Dioufs facebook, we're friends
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;D
Isn't that kind of a given seeing as how there's only fourteen people in Norway.
Bloody Hell. I think I remember you. From a long time ago......
If you move here you can be our new baker, we need one now seen as Diouf left.
Memory - all alone in the moonlight.
I can smile at the old days,
I was beautiful then.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
Let the memory live again.
So where the hell have you been Mexie, grooming young caftards?
naa, I've been outside of the internet, checking how stuff goes on there.
Alone? Are you trying to give your mother a heart attack?
Right, I've randomly just convinced myself that this guy's going to be brilliant. Think this was aided to some extent by a ridiculous bicycle kick I just watched him score on YouTube.
When's he gonna start, then? Has he looked alright for anyone who's seen him regularly?
When's he gonna start, then? Has he looked alright for anyone who's seen him regularly?
Do you have a link for that?
I decided he was going to be brilliant the moment i saw him have a one man parade when he signed for us, since then i refuse to watch him kick a ball until his debut. I have faith.
Is that going to be the new "Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud" when he scores?
I'm proud to say I've seen Diouf in the flesh. Twice
Is that going to be the new "Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud" when he scores?
I'm proud to say I've seen Diouf in the flesh. Twice
May i touch you?
Vague attempt at saying "You lying twat!".
Have a look through this thread, and perhaps the one about the Norwegian league. Plenty of comments on him from noggies like mexos and myself.
Haven't seen this video posted before (probably because whoever made it mistook Mame for his mammy). Loooks pretty quick in this one, which I hadn't thought any other video has shown him to be.
I'd say more important than his physicality or speed is his instincts in the 18 yard box. He seems (from what I've seen) to get himself into positions in the box where our strikers (Rooney or Berbatov) are more often dropping deep.
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