Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

Status
Not open for further replies.
Sorry. I'm rubbish at this game :(

Edit: Wait, if its not announced on Twitter at 4pm/4pm/6pm or whatever it's meant to be, then that means IT'S ON RIGHT?

Better?
 
Apparently Hazard has decided to join RedCafe, but only on the condition that he gets an avatar
borat.gif
 
Watch the fecker announce he's signing for Citeh after all this CFC and United bollocks

Nah, he'll sign for Arsenal now and make us all look like eejits. Him and Wenger will be eating garlic bread together and laughing away.
 
Tevez thread had 266 pages, but only a half million views. We were more productive back then. I even managed to make a 1000 posts in that one.
 
They weren't bollocks but they confirmed that he WILL sign for United. They are saying the same thing about Hazard to Chelsea, and seriously I don't care, we have other problems in the team. Attacking wise we are alright, certainly don't need a £35m player.

We certainly didn't need Phil Jones last summer, then went on to spunk 20m on him. Fergie will try and bid/buy a player if he feels he's too good to miss out regardless of which position
 
Code:
I'm always right 	331
gambit28 	262
kouroux 	189
Cina 	174
Pexbo 	148
KM 	148
pocco 	142
Redfighter 	124
Transfer United Till I Die 	117
Will Absolute 	114

Nice one. Half of them were insulting people for dissing Nani anyway.
 
Maybe he'll announce on Twitter that he's agreed to play for both Chelsea and City in the upcoming season. Up to the Jan transfer window at Chelsea, then to City with both clubs paying him a wage all season.

Honestly theres no point worrying about it. He's always been incredibly unlikely to sign for us
 
We certainly didn't need Phil Jones last summer, then went on to spunk 20m on him. Fergie will try and bid/buy a player if he feels he's too good to miss out regardless of which position

Agreed.


Never understood this 'we don't need him' attitude towards good players who pay in positions where we have good players,


We are miles off Barca, Real and IMO City. We need top players like Hazard.
 
That's not true, Chelsea have been forerunners for a while now due to the fact that they're supposedly offering him twice the wages us and City are.

Very unlikely. No manager in place and Roman will just go and offer twice as much as City based on what exactly? Yes it's a plaything but you are talking 250K-400K which would be insane, he is not Ronaldo or Messi.
 
Agreed.


Never understood this 'we don't need him' attitude towards good players who pay in positions where we have good players,


We are miles off Barca, Real and IMO City. We need top players like Hazard.

What? We're far from being 'miles' off City when it comes to our wingers and forwards. feck sake.
 
Agreed.


Never understood this 'we don't need him' attitude towards good players who pay in positions where we have good players,


We are miles off Barca, Real and IMO City. We need top players like Hazard.

Miles off City?
Really?
FFS
 
Agreed.


Never understood this 'we don't need him' attitude towards good players who pay in positions where we have good players,


We are miles off Barca, Real and IMO City. We need top players like Hazard.

Yeah true that, lost the league to them on goal difference yeah? yeah miles off, despite having 175141415415 more injuries? yeah miles off.
 
Very unlikely. No manager in place and Roman will just go and offer twice as much as City based on what exactly? Yes it's a plaything but you are talking 250K-400K which would be insane, he is not Ronaldo or Messi.

Nah, 200k. City wouldn't go above 110k.

It's Chelsea, Abramovich has never given a feck what wages he pays his players, and without a manager there he probably gives even less of a feck.
 
i wont be surprised if once again he fails the name the club he s joining.
 
What? We're far from being 'miles' off City when it comes to our wingers and forwards. feck sake.

He didn't exactly specify that position to be fair. In certain areas we are in others we are not. He's right though in that you should never bemoan trying to add quality in depth.
 
Agreed.


Never understood this 'we don't need him' attitude towards good players who pay in positions where we have good players,


We are miles off Barca, Real and IMO City. We need top players like Hazard.

Not sure if Hazard is a top player, not yet anyway. Ronaldo, Messi, Iniesta, Rooney are top players

And that miles off thing, not sure about it as well
 
He was frozen out after Welbeck and Hernandez grabbed their oppertunities. Hernandez took his place in the team despite Berbatov having his best form in a United shirt and being top scorer in the league. That was last season. This one he didnt win it back, Welbeck won the place.

He's been here many seasons, not 1. Over 100 games for United. If the manager isnt convinced he's a better choice than Welbeck and Hernandez after all that time, he has nobody to blame but himself.

Some of our fans are easier to convince it seems.

Well, Welbeck and Hernandez scored a total of 19 league goals this season (57 games). Berba scored 7 in 12 games.
Berbs scored a total of 27 goals in 44 apps in the past two seasons (league). Welbeck and Hernandez combined scored 38 goals in 110 apps.

Perhaps we'd actually have won the league on GD if we'd played our top scorer.
 
Is there a way to find out who has the most posts in this thread?

https://www.redcafe.net/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=

Every single thread has a thread ID. The thread ID for this thread is 254186. Using the above link, and the thread ID, you can view who has posted, and see their posts. Like:

Who Posted? - RedCafe.net

You can view the thread ID, by clicking on a thread, and copying the set of numbers you will see in the address bar, at the very end.

For example, the thread ID for the Kagawa thread, is 353796

So copy the above link, and add the Kagawa suffix to it, and now you can see how posted in that thread. Like so:

Who Posted? - RedCafe.net

The easiest way to do this is come out of this thread, so you are in the parent forum, then on the right-hand side of this thread, where you see the post count and thread view number, simply click the number under the column 'replies', and that will bring about the posters in the thread, with a link to their posts.
 
Reports? Or baseless Twitter rumours?

I was just going by what people said earlier in the thread about how he was in London.

I think their sources are probably twitter based though :lol:

Really don't think this saga will end so quickly. Still alot of papers yet to sell.
 
I have a 3 hour drive after work this evening, which means I'll crash because I'll constantly be checking my phone for updates.

Goodbye all.
 
i wont be surprised if once again he fails the name the club he s joining.

If he were smart he'd make it a TV special like Lebron James did and get his share of the television money.

Of course everyone would despise him for his egoism, just like they did Lebron.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.