Eden Hazard | "I am signing for Chelsea"

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It was always unlikely he'd join us with his wage demands. We can't afford to keep up with Chelsea/City in that regard. I don't blame him following the money either frankly.
 
Pretty much everyone except him, to you does that mean he'll pick United out of nowhere, or that some sources have reliably been informed of his decision ?

It's not been confirmed by anyone who really matters (him, the club or his agent) though, just some gimps on twitter.
 
It was always unlikely he'd join us with his wage demands. We can't afford to keep up with Chelsea/City in that regard. I don't blame him following the money either frankly.

Yep. It's a sadness but what this shows us, if we needed another reminder for it, is that we're not the top dogs of English football in the transfer market anymore.
 
Sneijder never screwed us around with this twitter nonsense. He gave proper interviews and he smiled and he winked.
 
It's not been confirmed by anyone who really matters (him, the club or his agent) though, just some gimps on twitter.

Gimps on Twitter? Most reliable football websites in Belgium and France have said the same. L'Equipe actually put it in its print version yesterday.
 
It was always unlikely he'd join us with his wage demands. We can't afford to keep up with Chelsea/City in that regard. I don't blame him following the money either frankly.

Bit of a dick move to join a club that has no manager for an extra 70k (or something like that) that makes no difference to his actual quality of life but hey, it's his call.

I still think Kagawa would be a better fit for us and that an actual central midfielder is more important than either.
 
Some of you go start a riot in London so he doesn't want to go there anymore.

Careful, if we did, you'd probably end up in jail.
 
FFS do i seriously have to go to sleep without knowing what happens tonight, if anything at all?

I'll give it another hour :mad:
 
Had this routine about 5 times today. First did something for my studies and wanted it to be sorted after it... checked the thread at 5 pm again and nothing happened. Had my dinner, shower and a wank already but still everytime I check this thread again nothing's changed.
Even consider watching a movie now, and he's better made a decision the time it's finished.

I'm back now, any news?
 
If he does sign for us after all of this (I know he isn't going to) I reckon we should issue him with a code of conduct like the Bayern fans did to Neuer.

1. Never, ever acknowledge the Stretford End.
2. Never make eye contact with anyone who sits, has sat or might sit in the Stretty in the future.
3. All goal celebrations must be done within the confines of the dressing room after every supporter has left the stadium.
4. Never, ever high five any United player other than Phil Jones.
5. He must always throw his shirt to the opposing bench rather than the fans.
 
Chelsea need two strikers, a right back, two wingers and a creative midfielder to challenge for the league. Realistically it's a £100m+ outlay and they need to add numbers to their extremely tiny squad weakened by even more departures this year (Kalou, Bosingwa, Drogba). They have a manager who'll be out by December if he manages to start a season with them and they finished 6th this season. Picking them over us makes no sense.
 
Forget all this.....

What was the point in the Marko Marin signing? Well I get it, they thought they were gonna finish 6th and not the CL so had to get players of their new levels hopefully to push them back to fourth.....but rofl.....poor kid is now a banch warmer, what an incredible fall from grace for him over the past couple of years.
 
Gimps on Twitter? Most reliable football websites in Belgium and France have said the same. L'Equipe actually put it in its print version yesterday.

Websites and papers are always getting it wrong. Unless it's confirmed by him or the club then it's all spaculation.
 
He along with his agent are using Twitter and the media to get what Hazard wants. What that is I don't know but hints of deal agreed between Hazard and Chelsea without confirmation suggests that they might be using them as well. Nearly all reports in the beginning suggested he preferred United, no reason to think that has changed (from a footballing point of view). However, United will have to give him more money if they want him... doubtful that will happen. Thus he might just end up playing in London next season for a pot load of money as well, can't really blame him.
 
Forget all this.....

What was the point in the Marko Marin signing? Well I get it, they thought they were gonna finish 6th and not the CL so had to get players of their new levels hopefully to push them back to fourth.....but rofl.....poor kid is now a banch warmer, what an incredible fall from grace for him over the past couple of years.
Replaces Kalou
 
Forget all this.....

What was the point in the Marko Marin signing? Well I get it, they thought they were gonna finish 6th and not the CL so had to get players of their new levels hopefully to push them back to fourth.....but rofl.....poor kid is now a banch warmer, what an incredible fall from grace for him over the past couple of years.

Yeah. No-one wants to warm banches.
 
I'm back now, any news?

Yeah, my right ear has suddenly started to hurt as hell, gonna let it check tomorrow I assume.
Apart from that no, none really. Hangover 2 starts in 4 minutes. Seen it twice already but feck it. After that I want that story to be over.
 
Got my last Uni exam tomorrow and this cnut has single handeldly ruined my revision. My lack of preparation prior to today had feck all to do with it.
 
I get the feeling we're not going to get any news this evening.

I still cannot draw myself away from this thread in case we do!

It's pathetic!
 
He along with his agent are using Twitter and the media to get what Hazard wants. What that is I don't know but hints of deal agreed between Hazard and Chelsea without confirmation suggests that they might be using them as well. Nearly all reports in the beginning suggested he preferred United, no reason to think that has changed (from a footballing point of view). However, United will have to give him more money if they want him... doubtful that will happen. Thus he might just end up playing in London next season for a pot load of money as well, can't really blame him.

:lol:
 
He along with his agent are using Twitter and the media to get what Hazard wants. What that is I don't know but hints of deal agreed between Hazard and Chelsea without confirmation suggests that they might be using them as well. Nearly all reports in the beginning suggested he preferred United, no reason to think that has changed (from a footballing point of view). However, United will have to give him more money if they want him... doubtful that will happen. Thus he might just end up playing in London next season for a pot load of money as well, can't really blame him.

Well its a bit obvious isn't it? Chelsea have offered more money, but from a footballing perspective he'd probably rather join City/United. Yet neither club have matched (or gotten close to) the wages offered by Chelsea. So Hazard is most likely trying to force the clubs hands to offer more wages.

This is all speculation of course.
 
He along with his agent are using Twitter and the media to get what Hazard wants. What that is I don't know but hints of deal agreed between Hazard and Chelsea without confirmation suggests that they might be using them as well. Nearly all reports in the beginning suggested he preferred United, no reason to think that has changed (from a footballing point of view). However, United will have to give him more money if they want him... doubtful that will happen. Thus he might just end up playing in London next season for a pot load of money as well, can't really blame him.

That's a brilliant analysis. I applaud you sir.
 
Forget all this.....

What was the point in the Marko Marin signing? Well I get it, they thought they were gonna finish 6th and not the CL so had to get players of their new levels hopefully to push them back to fourth.....but rofl.....poor kid is now a banch warmer, what an incredible fall from grace for him over the past couple of years.

Squad player? Or if they want they can play the three of them with two sitting behind them.
 
Well its a bit obvious isn't it? Chelsea have offered more money, but from a footballing perspective he'd probably rather join City/United. Yet neither club have matched (or gotten close to) the wages offered by Chelsea. So Hazard is most likely trying to force the clubs hands to offer more wages.

This is all speculation of course.

It was written as that.

Hell, maybe he wants to join Chelsea, feck if I know. I was just trying to write a good conspiracy theory, haven't tried it before... I like Hectic laughing at me too, makes me think I did a stellar job :lol:
 
It was written as that.

Hell, maybe he wants to join Chelsea, feck if I know. I was just trying to write a good conspiracy theory, haven't tried it before... I like Hectic laughing at me too, makes me think I did a stellar job :lol:

I saw it man, good stuff. It had just enough turns to make you read it twice. Apparently Saliph applaudes you anyway.
 
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