Music Eurovision 2022 | IT'S COMING HOME | Status: went to UKraine | Caf: UK ROBBED | Russian media: UK are the winners | UK host 2023 | Liverpool* hosting

Love watching this, working night this weekend, so getting paid to watch it, win win.
According to Facebook ,Twitter and other pages , Ukraine have already won :lol:
They will get full points across the board apart from Turkey and Azerbaijan who will once again give each other Douze.
 
How was this allowed in a family show? :lol:

 
How was this allowed in a family show? :lol:



Did you miss that the first line of the Latvian entry is
Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy?
 
The feck is the Australian dude wearing?
 
Cyprus :drool:
 
Cannot believe Ireland didn't make it again. :(
 
Love Eurovision but for the UK, who have barely broken 10 points in the last decade added together to enter such an abysmal song is beyond me.

Genuinely think it's the worst song we've entered as far back as I can remember.
 
Love Eurovision but for the UK, who have barely broken 10 points in the last decade added together to enter such an abysmal song is beyond me.

Genuinely think it's the worst song we've entered as far back as I can remember.
The UK is considered second favourites at the bookies and betting exchanges. The exchanges basically only have five plausible winners now. Ukraine are odds on, while the UK, Sweden, Italy and Spain are expected to be the only others with a real shot of winning. All the others are at 170/1 or longer.

The UK got a good late slot in the final too, which should help keep the song in mind before voting.
 
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Love Eurovision but for the UK, who have barely broken 10 points in the last decade added together to enter such an abysmal song is beyond me.

Genuinely think it's the worst song we've entered as far back as I can remember.

My wife writes for a Eurovision site and has the journalist credentials and apparently the UK are one of the top favorites this year.
 
Lyrics to the Latvian song:

Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet (yeah, yeah)
Being green is sexy as feck (yeah)
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 
I think I've cracked this.

Ukraine are favourites but here is why they won't win:

When countries do their 0-12 points, Ukraine will have a massive lead right. Then it's the peoples vote and you know what they're like. They'll be like 'oh I don't think its fair they win just because of the war'. That's just people. That's what they're like. So Ukraine will fall down the pecking order.

UK are second favourites but the thing about them is that no one likes them.

So the third favourites will win. Sweden.

There are no holes in this. I will be back later to say I told you so.
 
I think I've cracked this.

Ukraine are favourites but here is why they won't win:

When countries do their 0-12 points, Ukraine will have a massive lead right. Then it's the peoples vote and you know what they're like. They'll be like 'oh I don't think its fair they win just because of the war'. That's just people. That's what they're like. So Ukraine will fall down the pecking order.

UK are second favourites but the thing about them is that no one likes them.

So the third favourites will win. Sweden.

There are no holes in this. I will be back later to say I told you so.

Either way, I apparently lose.
 
Lyrics to the Latvian song:

Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy
I like them both fresh, like them both juicy
I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car
All of my groceries are divided by weight
And stored in glass jars (yeah)
Got my reusable bag
That's swag, my flex, my flag
Zero waste, that is my jam
Save fuel and sell your truck
The karma comes for free and so does luck
All aboard the green Titanic
Let's sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic
No ice in the way, no need to panic
All the signs are there, let's go organic
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Ring, ring, goddamn, it's an exam, let's go
Get your trash can, no backup plan, and sort through it
Bend over, then jiggle that peach (ayy)
You're recycling while I'm loving those cheeks (that's sweet)
I'm a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs (what?)
'Cause my sausage is just bigger
Three, two, one, all the girls go eco
If you want your man's tongue longer than a gecko's
Oh, when you eat your veggies, baby, think of me
(Little kitty, don't you know that being green is cool?)
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet (yeah, yeah)
Being green is sexy as feck (yeah)
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as-
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Know that being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as feck
Being green is hot (it's hot)
Being green is cool (it's cool)
Eat your salad, save the planet
Being green is sexy as you, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Can't wait :lol:
 
In other news, my entry Austria already got knocked out. It was pretty rubbish.
My entry got knocked out too. Rigged picks by Samid.
 
My entry got knocked out too. Rigged picks by Samid.

My pick was ranked 9 places worse than yours with the bookies and still made it :lol:
 
Feck sake only just realised my sweepstake is out. :(
 
What is this nonsense? Just get on with it.
 
RIP to those with epilepsy.