Music Eurovision 2022 | IT'S COMING HOME | Status: went to UKraine | Caf: UK ROBBED | Russian media: UK are the winners | UK host 2023 | Liverpool* hosting

UK were the bad kind of good. Acts like these should not win here. This is for acts who are the good kind of bad. So Moldova is the real winner here.
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
 
I love it when there are crazy folksy breaks in Eurovision songs. Can't get enough of that.
 
UK and Moldova the best for me. Still surprised by how few points Germany got. Yeah nothing special, but it's not like the Swiss ballad was far more generic and boring.
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.

“Little”? Ukraine is the second biggest country in Europe, and third is a long way off them
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
Think you're taking this a little too seriously maybe? sheesh did you actually just write that.
 
Thanks Putin. We'd have won that. Fewmin'

You would've finished bottom again if Europe didn't have a new punching bag thanks to Putin.
 
No but if their song was absolute garbage I don't think they'd have won.

I could have represented them and tried to yodle, which i don't know how to do, and they'd still win.
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.

Relax mate, its a bit of fun. Not sure how Ukraine are a little country either.
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
Tells us how you really feel.
 
Think you're taking this a little too seriously maybe? sheesh did you actually just write that.
Right? I mean surely the integrity of the eurovison song contest has to be upheld regardless of what's happening in Ukraine right now :wenger:

not even going to put it in white text
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Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
Christ.
 
Why does anybody even care? I had no idea it was on until my son's girlfriend mentioned wanting to watch it.
 
Ukraine's sing was actually banging.

UK's was better though
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
They came fifth in jury vote, so that isn’t true. It would likely have been a contender and top five finisher even without the war. I personally like the song and have listened to it a lot, even before I knew it was the Ukrainian Eurovision entry.
 
Ukraines song was absolute dogshit. Great for them to win it on a pity vote because they got blown up by Russia. It’s basically a Make-A-Wish victory. Your song’s shit but we feel sorry for you. :lol: Actually feel bad for the UK for actually having the best song for once and it comes in a year when a little country got invaded by Russia.
Impressive end run for Worst Post of the Year :lol:
 
El Zoido in this thread next year:

"Little Ukraine have got to go to Azerbaijan and get something, and I'll tell you, honestly, I would love it if we beat them. Love it!"
 
UK won the neutral jury vote, Ukraine won the public sympathy vote. I think that's a moral victory of sorts.

Not gonna begrudge Ukraine their win, though. Eurovision has never been a song contest. It's always been is a campy political popularity contest. That's the game.

Still, it's nice to see that the UK aren't as hated as they used to be. I think Brexit has actually helped us in that regard. Whereas we used to be a big player on the European stage that threw its weight around, now we're the small fry that's getting tossed around by the EU instead.

It seems like Germany have taken the mantle of being the Europe's baddies again (withholding support from Ukraine and delaying the decision on gas imports from Russia).