Everton vs Manchester United

Given that we aren't really bothering to defend anyway, why not just through an extra attacker on?
 
Time to play like you usually do at the start of a season, Everton! Fetch lube and bend over.
 
Every season I do wonder about our pre-season preparations. We haven't played at Old Trafford, or in England, since the final game of last season. Usually we have the Community Shield to scrape through to gel the team a week before, but it does seem a bit strange to expect the team to not play at least one game in England before the season begins.

Then again Arsenal do that with the Emirates, so maybe I'm talking bollocks.
 
This Fellaini's first match in a while right? Maybe he can't last the 90? (optimistic)
 
First thing Rooney does - give the ball away. Then puts a cross out of play.

Come on Rooney!!!!!!
 
Rooney starts with a heavy touch and a rubbish cross.
 
fecking hell Rooney. Again, robbed of the ball because he was too slow.
 
Fergie to keep things how they are til the 70th minute, then bring on Giggs?
 
Sell Gibson.