Evra accuses Suarez of racist remarks | Suarez guilty of racial abuse

I'm pretty sure I have Schweinie on my itunes, though it may not be the final version Mockney put up.

I also have my original a capella version that I sung to Mike and Mockers down the phone. That's, er...something.
I'd love to hear it!

I'm not talking about the a capella one now by the way. Well, actually that one too.
 
Oh my God thats hilarious!

Well done Mockney :)

btw whats 'Sweatybabyjesus' a non de plume?

A nom de plume of the now deceased artist behind the original track that this is a parody of.

Superb work btw. Shame that the customary scumbags have hijacked the comments section on Youtube with bilious agenda posting.
 
btw whats 'Sweatybabyjesus' a non de plume?

When I was 20, and at college in Leeds, my house mates and I decided that our pub quiz team name one night was going to be "sweet baby jesus & the orphans" after a quote in an episode of Phoenix Nights that had been on the day before...Me, being a massive spelling spastic, spelt sweet "sweat" on the form, and, after a bit of piss taking, we changed it to "sweaty baby jesus & the orphans" and rallied heartily, full of jovial enthusiasm and siege mentality bravado and promptly lost the quiz, quite badly...we did however win best name and the free pizza that came with it (a feat we continued the following week with "the withered fingers of Jeremy Beadle")

The next day I created a youtube account and, being terrible with names, decided to use that.

I've never been able to change it.
 
No. Though there is some mild jewness in my family. But due to the strict biological laws of judaism, I'm exempt.
 
Mockney you're beginning to approach Plech-levels, that video is genius.

I can't claim that yet, it was after all, Plech's idea.

As was the Richard Starkey Rap which will be on the Rude Tube review of the year in the next couple weeks btw.

I'm basically some kind of hideous conduit for his evil mind.
 
I know one who is a dick, but who is Richard Starkey?
 
I'm already being sent links to that video from people who don't even know of the caf. You've finally made it, Mockers.
 
Hey, brilliant stuff, Mockers. Out of the world. Amazing. Hats off to you. And the favorite Indian line: Mind blowing.

Will see the vid after work. Cant have the music and cacophony in office. So dunno what the heck it is all about.:smirk:
 
Wow, I saw that video in another forum and thought it was absolutely inspired and the work of a genius. Not only is it funny, it also sounds bloody brilliant. Must've watched it almost a dozen times last night, and up to about five times today.

Little did I know it was Redcafe's own Mockney. I salute you, and your post of the year.

ps. Thank you Plech for inspiring him.
 
I noticed this on the Independent's website:

Q. What next for Luis Suarez?

A. Once Luis Suarez receives the written reasons for the independent regulatory commission's decision he will have 14 days to decide whether or not to appeal – against the level of the sanction, rather than the guilty verdict.

Until he decides whether or not to appeal the ban will be suspended, but his agent and lawyer suggested that he would. "It seems to us absolutely out of proportion," said Alejandro Balbi. "It's one of the hardest sanctions handed down in English football. He [Suarez] is firmly convinced this hard sanction can be reversed."


I wasn't aware that it appears Liverpool and Suarez are only able to appeal against the length of the ban, not the guilty verdict itself.

From Liverpool's actions, I had assumed that they would be appealing against the decision itself. If they cannot do this, then it makes all their activities look even more misguided...if that was actually possible!
 
someone should tweet it to rio ferdinand - help get it viral
come on you twit-tards... do it!

I doubt Rio will want to retweet something like that considering its taking the mick out of a sensitive subject matter..

You guys try not to get Rio banned by the FA okay? Coz if he retweets that that's what will more than likely happen - game into disrepute charges, etc.
 
I doubt Rio will want to retweet something like that considering its taking the mick out of a sensitive subject matter..

You guys try not to get Rio banned by the FA okay? Coz if he retweets that that's what will more than likely happen - game into disrepute charges, etc.

:lol:

true - lets both delete our posts in case someone else is as dumb as me