Vidic_In_Moscow
rectum-faced pygmy
I tend not to be negative about the show and actually thought the first episode was fairly decent, but I can't believe people seemed to like this one. I thought it was abysmal, almost the definition of a filler episode.
What actually happened? Gendry and Arya, Brienne becoming a Knight, some comic relief from Tormund, the Hound scene. It was all meaningless imo. I guess it was a period of reflection given the battle to come, a chance for us to enjoy some dialogue from fairly prominent characters one last time, a chance to see them bond and become closer so that there can be some more emotional deaths and avenges in the next episode, but it was all quite boring to me.
And the scenes that could have been pretty big were just mediocre. The Sansa & Dany scene was shit. The dialogue wasn't clever, the acting wasn't impressive. It used to be in GoT that a conversation like that would happen and you wouldn't fully understand the intentions behind the characters involved, but there was just this really obvious and blatant fakeness in this scene. Maybe it was intentional, maybe it was horrid acting, either way I thought it was so poor.
Then there was the Jaime & Bran scene which I think went exactly we all expected. Jaime wondering why he didn't tell anyone, Bran telling Jaime he wasn't Bran anymore capped off with some an ambiguous comment. I feel like if you asked us all to write that scene in advance, we'd all come out with very slight variations of it, very predictable.
Then Jon & Dany. It wasn't the worst. I like the idea of Dany not getting a chance to react through words so that she may react through action in the midst of the battle to come, but the way all of that news unfolded wasn't great. Samwell told Jon in the crypts, then Jon told Dany in the crypts. For such groundbreaking news there just wasn't that much to it but maybe I'm being harsh.
I also still find the absolute lack of interest in Bran's three eyed raven thing quite amusing. Like when he said "The things we do for love" during Jaime's trial or whatever it was, does anyone want to ask him what he's on about? When he said the Night King tried to kill him many times, does anyone want to ask him to elaborate? Does anyone want to know how he came into physical contact with him and ended up with the handprint on his arm? No? I know Tyrion sat with him but that feels like a token gesture from the writers to show that someone has some interest, but nothing will come of that and Tyrion's attitude towards everything hasn't changed off the back of it in any case.
To try and end with some enthusiasm; the next episode should be pretty dope.
I feel like the Tyrion and Bran conversation wasn't a token at all and we will see Tyrion come 'out of the crypts' to save the day after all hope is lost using his intelligence to work something important out based on what Bran had told him prior in said conversation.