amolbhatia50k
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Don’t listen to @amolbhatia50k here folk. He’s just after death and destruction.
No romance left in him whatsoever I tell ya!

The last line may be true as well though
Don’t listen to @amolbhatia50k here folk. He’s just after death and destruction.
No romance left in him whatsoever I tell ya!
Oberyn completely schooled him one on one. He only got himself killed becuase he had a different agenda than merely winning the fight.The Mountain is a bit of an enigma, because if he can't feel pain (he's a zombie so makes sense right?) and he's in full plate armour, how the feck do you kill a guy of that size 1 on 1.
Is he like a wight where he has to be burned or killed with valyrian steel/dragonglass? Or is he more a traditional zombie where you gotta go for the head?![]()
That futile look on his face is what I went through watching Messi take that free kick tonight. Messi is the dead dragon to my Jon Snow.Feck arcs. Jon tried and tried and tried his hardest but he failed this time. It happens.
I actually thought the futility of his efforts was very well done when he was cornered by the dragon and couldn't do anything. He looked broken.
I was thinking - no you re not fecking charging you re moving too slow. Run Jon, run. fecker was taking a stroll.Yeah that was dumb as feck. Even when the Night King started raising the dead and be had zero chance of reaching him before he died, Jon kept charging like a maniac.
Yeah it’s been said that she’s a lot like Arya.Lyanna was also very headstrong, so perhaps both sides have given him that side of his personality.
I'm slightly disappointed that we didn't get to see anyone with Valyrian swords (Brienne - Oathkeeper, Jaime - Widow's Wail, Jorah - Heartsbane, Jon - Longclaw) fight the White Walkers.
I have seen many complaining about the writing (just skimmed the last few pages, so maybe assumption here) or something close to it as Dothraki army just charged into darkness, military set up was not correct or perfect. My question is, why is it a issue? John Snow, Danny and all the army are humans. So is it not realistic that they made mistakes rather than acting/setting the army with perfection?
Mate Karl Tanner was a fookin legend in Gin Alley. A fookin LEGENDIf I was facing a trial by combat and had to pick one of the remaining characters, Jon (barring having plot protection) would be nowhere near top of the list.
Grey Worm, Arya, Zombie Mountain, Brienne, Hound, Tormund & Bronn would all be ahead of him.
Who has Jon beaten in a 1 v 1? A White Walker who didn't know about Valerian Steel, Ramsay who thought a Bow and Arrow at a distance of 1 meter was a good idea and a Thenn. Bloody Halfhand had to let him win and Karl Tanner was chatting mad shit whilst easily beating him.
Jon is a survivor, not a great fighter.
Didn't Jon get battered by that guy in Craster's keep with the knives until one of his daughter's got him in the back anyway? Greatest swordsman my hole.
They've really set up Jon as being this fearless hero, yet they haven't had him suffer for it yet. He does seem tougher to get rid of than flies around shit.Yeah that was dumb as feck. Even when the Night King started raising the dead and be had zero chance of reaching him before he died, Jon kept charging like a maniac.
good one.Yeah how is he even still alive? Huge plot hole there imo
Nah I was just joking bud. Agreed with most of what you said anyway. Just haven't caught up with you in a while. So i thought I'd irritate youI'm just very knit picky about something which I feel used to be better!
The last line may be true as well though
Except that one time when he was stabbed to death?They've really set up Jon as being this fearless hero, yet they haven't had him suffer for it yet. He does seem tougher to get rid of than flies around shit.
My theory is that the Night King is the good guy and Jon Snow is the bad guy....
Night King:
- Takes in and adopts unwanted children
- Created thousands of jobs
- Isn't racist
- Welcomes everyone with arm hug-like gesture
- Believes in open borders
- Gives out cool ice weapons
- Wants to tear down the wall
- Adopted abandoned dragon
- Never killed a co-worker
- Revives dead people, thus providing a type of life insurance.
Jon Snow:
- Doesn't like people from the "South"
- Wants a big wall to keep immigrants out, and even worked at the wall itself to make sure
- Keeps his cool weapon for himself
- His pet went missing and didn't care
- Once killed a child
- Has killed his co-workers
They've really set up Jon as being this fearless hero, yet they haven't had him suffer for it yet. He does seem tougher to get rid of than flies around shit.
Brilliant analysis.
There were some moments of ‘good guy surrounded by a million bad guys and somehow survive’, which I don’t know why writers corner themselves into. Jon seemed completely surrounded by the dead when they all got raised back up again. For a second I thought they may actually surprise everyone and kill him off, but nah, he got away. Somehow.
I've been talking with someone at work today about the latest episode. We both agreed on the following being major issues with it:
- The Dothraki charging blindly into the unknown was stupid. It made no tactical sense and they had no idea how many or what they were charging into. I’ll let this slide because I can’t think of any other way they could’ve been useful against this enemy, but surely there was a better way to use cavalry than that? Why did Dany agree to this tactic which involved a huge risk to the bulk of her army?
- Why no archers? Archers could’ve at least broken up the charging swarm a bit and they have high walls to use. Instead they take the dead man to man pretty much.
- How did Ghost survive when most of the Dothraki were easily swamped, and where did he feck off to?
- Why did the Night King and Jon have two big stare downs in seasons five & seven suggesting they were going to fight at some point, only for Arya to kill him?
- Season one, episode one. Scene one. White Walkers are shown and this instantly indicates that there’s some big bad out there. They finally get through the wall, winter is here etc. Then it’s over after one battle. This threat which was supposed to make every thing else irrelevant is reduced to one major battle and now it’s over. Ridiculous. They were south of the wall for three episodes.
- I can’t get on board with the idea that Cersei is the final boss of the show. You’re telling me she’s more of a threat than an army of the dead numbering 100k, White Walker’s and their leader riding a dead dragon?
- Plot armour. If you're going to make sure all of the major characters survive at least make it realistic. Dany has absolutely no combat experience but suddenly she’s chopping down white’s like a pro. Sam should be dead but isn’t. Did the dead see him there crying on the ground and think: “nah he’s not worth it more”? Everyone in the crypt should be dead but somehow all of the named characters conveniently survive. At least make it plausible. Don’t even get me started on Jon who consistently does dumb things throughout the series but makes it through. Why was he even brought back to life if he was going to be so useless? He’s crap when it comes to battles.
- Why did Bran warg into the Ravens? This served no purpose in the episode. Did Bran want a better view of the battle?
- What was Theon’s strategy when charging into the NK? Wouldn’t he have a better chance standing his ground where he was?
- Where did Arya come from? There’s no way she could’ve got past all of the other White Walker’s and the dead but somehow she ninjas her way through and it’s over.
- Why were the other White Walker’s there? They didn’t fight anyone or do anything apart from stand there. Are they the Night King’s personal staff or something?
My biggest issue is that the White Walker threat was resolved so quickly but I guess they’ve only got six episodes to deal with everything so...
Anyway rant over. Let’s see what they do with what they have left.
That futile look on his face is what I went through watching Messi take that free kick tonight. Messi is the dead dragon to my Jon Snow.
Dothraki have to charge wildly into battle because thats what they do - it was entirely in keeping with their character (and also incredibly brave)
The battle this week was always going to be make or break for the living - if they lost this then basically it was all over for everybody so you might as well have ended the show. It was always going to come down to this one fight - either all the living were killed and the dead just went on south and killed what ever remains of armies there were and its over OR they get beaten in this battle. That's basically it really.
It didnt have to be a final last stand, they had thousands of horses at Winterfell ffs.
It did though - look at it this way - they have several battles all the way going south - what happens? They lose because the fallen rise and bolster the armies of the dead whilst the living dwindle - they had to have one massive battle to try and defeat the NK otherwise they were doomed.
I edited my post btw.
Nah, it wasn't a last stand. For a start by killing white walkers that reduces the amount of beings that could raise the dead thereby making Night King more vunerable. Cersei still has (or should still have) a bucket ton of wildfire remaining. There are also far better castles to prepare for a zombie assault than Winterfell which has been shown time and time again to be a largely difficult castle to hold.
Ultimately they ran out of time to do anything with this plot line and it was probably very expensive to do with the zombie dragon/giants etc.
So what happens to all the people in the land who happen to live north of the southern castles? They get wiped out and build a bigger army of the dead. They chose Winterfell as it was the most northerly castle to defend because they had to make a stand to avoid them coming further south.
Look at the numbers of dead they had already from just slaughtering all north of the wall and those from the wall to Winterfell. To let them rampage further south would have doubled/x3/x4 the numbers of dead in the NK army.
It makes total sense to me.
Like I said before, they obviously wanted to get rid of the 2 big armies (Dothrakhi and Unsullied) early on and move the battle inside Winterfell for budget reasons. They could've done it in a better way, though.This is what ravens are for... they had plenty of time to prepare, they knew what was coming, they've been telling us for 8 Seasons. I don't actually think they had much army bolstered, the army was massive at the end of last season and they took out the Umbers and I assume raised the Dothraki. The Dothraki were a massive loss and gave a massive army boost hence why it was so daft they suicide charged (no matter the excuse).
I'm still adament that if Jon and Jorah had a 5 minute conversation pre battle they would have realised having the Dothraki on the front lines was a pretty dumb idea. Given Jorah knows their mentality and Jon has seen the Night King raise the dead at Hardhome.
It just reeks of the North being ill prepared, which would be fine if they had no idea what was coming or the time frame. But they knew both.
This is what ravens are for... they had plenty of time to prepare, they knew what was coming, they've been telling us for 8 Seasons. I don't actually think they had much army bolstered, the army was massive at the end of last season and they took out the Umbers and I assume raised the Dothraki. The Dothraki were a massive loss and gave a massive army boost hence why it was so daft they suicide charged (no matter the excuse).
I'm still adament that if Jon and Jorah had a 5 minute conversation pre battle they would have realised having the Dothraki on the front lines was a pretty dumb idea. Given Jorah knows their mentality and Jon has seen the Night King raise the dead at Hardhome.
It just reeks of the North being ill prepared, which would be fine if they had no idea what was coming or the time frame. But they knew both.
Like I said before, they obviously wanted to get rid of the 2 big armies (Dothrakhi and Unsullied) early on and move the battle inside Winterfell for budget reasons. They could've done it in a better way, though.
It wasn't until last season the lords of Westeros realized they were more than a fairytale, though. It's not like the people in general knew about this threat for 8 seasons, even in the north.
Oberyn completely schooled him one on one. He only got himself killed becuase he had a different agenda than merely winning the fight.
Didn't Jon get battered by that guy in Craster's keep with the knives until one of his daughter's got him in the back anyway? Greatest swordsman my hole.
Heh so he needs full plate armor then? Why does it matter that it's on a battlefield?He wasn't in full plate armour vs Oberyn. Nor was he a zombie back then who supposedly doesn't feel pain or tire.
Also, the fight vs Oberyn was closer than people make out. He snapped his spear in two and a couple of times floored him.
If it had been a real fight on the battlefield, Oberyn likely dies after losing his weapon.
From the looks of it Northern tactics seem to be to send your horses out to harass your enemy from the get go? Ramsay did it twice after all.I have seen many complaining about the writing (just skimmed the last few pages, so maybe assumption here) or something close to it as Dothraki army just charged into darkness, military set up was not correct or perfect. My question is, why is it a issue? John Snow, Danny and all the army are humans. So is it not realistic that they made mistakes rather than acting/setting the army with perfection?
Except that one time when he was stabbed to death?
I meant more since he came back from the dead. He seems so much more reckless nowadays, almost like he doesn't care if he dies or not. I wish they had played up on this a bit more when he came back because it hasn't been mentioned since season 6. The time he had with Beric would have been a great opportunity for them to discuss what it's like coming back.Apart from the time the only woman he ever loved was killed?
Heh so he needs full plate armor then? Why does it matter that it's on a battlefield?
Didn't know about the zombie part
From the looks of it Northern tactics seem to be to send your horses out to harass your enemy from the get go? Ramsay did it twice after all.