Pant soilingly diabolical. Like a tangled puppet being controlled by a drunken cat.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) is joined by CEO Duncan Drasdo and Financial Director Andy Green from the Manchester United Supporters Trust for a special episode on all things behind the scenes at Old Trafford including a brief history of MUST and their aims today, views on INEOS and Sir Jim Ratcliffe so far, and the Old Trafford regeneration.
Always fought his corner, thought he was going to be great when he was 19, 20. Hard to see any way back now. I talk about the good days now, I nearly feel like I'm making it up.
Horrible to watch (and more than a little scary). Thank god Smalling was there - and not only for his goals.
Terrible today, wort player on the pitch, and thats saying something given Falcaos performance.
He's just an absolute disaster of a player.
He looks to burst into tears every time he gets the ball. Parody of a footballer these days. Feel sorry for him.
he really has to go doesn't he? He's not even championship level now....probably might make the bench at Southend...
Same for me as well, hard to believe he's 27.
Also, I used to think he was a two-footed CB, now I'm convinced he is neither-footed.
Has regressed so much it's unreal. Plus it's not like he was world class in the first place.
Wouldn't look out of place in the Burnley defence, actually that's a bit offensive to their defenders. Hopefully we see the last of him and Jones in summer.
Sabotage performance.
Wank. He's definitely finished here. Hasn't recovered from that MK Dons game, needs to move for his own sake.
I'd hate to see his dry cleaning bill given how often he shits his pants, Jesus wept.
Atrocious is the word
Simply not good enough. Looks like time may well be up for Jonny at this level.
It is amazing how bad he is, he must be the worst defender in the World when being pressed.
I simply can't see him being here next season, LvG must be twitching his ass everytime he has the ball.
I simply can't see him being here next season, LvG must be twitching his ass everytime he has the ball.
Anyone else shit their pants when he played a ball along the ground? It's bad when I'm glad he hoofs it.
Never ever rated him, despite my hopes he would turn out better than his old partner Pique (what others used to say) he's never fully convinced.
Never ever rated him, despite my hopes he would turn out better than his old partner Pique (what others used to say) he's never fully convinced.
He brought the ball down on the spin in our area at one point. Convinced it was an accident.
Reckon he will be decent for whatever club he signs for. He seems unable to cope with the pressure here and his confidence is non-existent. Shouldn't be playing for us anymore.
can't remember a player regressing so much
should be on his way in Summer
should be on his way in Summer
Like playing with 10 men, might as well pass to the opposition instead of him, would result in the same thing.
Rossi you make me laugh! Btw - 'dick cheese'?
These last three pages have been hilarious tbf. Best thing he's contributed to all night.
This is how I feel about Jonny Evans right now...
He was equally as bad as Falcao. He won't be here next season that's for sure. He will be a great player for a club with less expectation and pressure......similar to how the likes of Brown, O'Shea, P.Neville all thrived at clubs with less pressure
Our most experienced defender. Doesn't act like one but as a sub he can do his... nah, feck it.
Rossi you make me laugh! Btw - 'dick cheese'?
Only thing I can describe him as. Well, actually no that's a lie. I can think of worse.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say they've shaved a chimp and stuck him in a No.6 shirt. I've seen Sunday league footballers pass the ball better and have more composure.
He keeps the Andrex puppies in business
He's like a Virtual pro of someone brand new to FIFA. Horrendously bad at this point.
Shocking. Needs to be moved on in the summer when we can bring in another quality LCB as compeition for Rojo. Belongs in the championship.
Still can't believe he headed that clearance backwards, under zero pressure, for a corner
I know that was absolutely bizarre.Still can't believe he headed that clearance backwards, under zero pressure, for a corner
Gave him 4 on the match ratings... and that was generous.
Gave him 5... out of 50.
Hahaha, The Thick of it!!! Brilliant show.
If Evans is Swain, does that make Fergie Malcolm Tucker and Moyes Hugh Abbot?
What happened to Evans? Used to be Evans + 1 a few years ago 
No Rio, no Vidic, no Evans.What happened to Evans? Used to be Evans + 1 a few years ago
What happened to Evans? Used to be Evans + 1 a few years ago
i know... it's sad. i've always really liked him, but he was so, so poor today and not for the first time recently.
Don't like overly criticising our players but I really don't want Evans anywhere near the team any more, unfortunately he has completely lost all confidence but worse the whole defence becomes nervous when he's there