Juan Mata | 2013/14 Performances

[#07]

Telegraph ~ Juan Mata has the ability to be Manchester United's David Silva and the £37 million transfer fee is good business

 

[Stuff the Goat]

Kleberson.
Barthez.

Laurent Blanc

 

[Summit]

Has to be 7 doesn't it?

 

[Chabon]

I said this before, but if in summer 2012you'd been told Rooney, Mata and Van Persie would all be in the same team you would probably have guessed City...

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Am I the only one who is waiting for him to sign on the dotted line before getting too excited? Are we still waiting in Salah to pass a medical, agree personal terms and then get a work permit?

Nope. For some strange reason I fully believed this one from around Tuesday.

 

[fishfingers15]

Welcome Juan Mata, the Juan that Mata's.

 

[iSparky]

Cum everywhere.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I am soooooo happy.

 

[#07]

Has to be 7 doesn't it?

Really does. Buying the shirt. Aint bought one yet this season. Mata '7'. Yes.

 

[KingMinger22]

Get Rooney and RVP fit and we will get fourth.

Finally acting like the mammoth o a club we actually are

 

[Snow]

I've got no idea if that's abnormally good or not. It's very good if you're a manager. I'd Hazard a guess that we don't have a player with a better record but I reckon few have a similar one.

 

[Earthquake]

Wonder if Moyes will be bringing him a special welcoming treat from Germany.

Perhaps his very own Kroos.

 

[Dobba]

What other World Cup winners we had play for United recently?

Rio played for West Ham a few times.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Has to be 7 doesn't it?

I really really hope so. Would be just perfect for it.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Am I the only one who is waiting for him to sign on the dotted line before getting too excited? Are we still waiting in Salah to pass a medical, agree personal terms and then get a work permit?

Ramsey aside it's very rare you get let down by the old manutd.com thing...that's like the holy grail of transfer confirmation. That has been F5'd more than the buffering youporn video @Irwinwastheking has on.

 

[Sandikan]

so loads of kids posting their cock related excitement...but the link says it's still on a medical and personal terms!

Wait til that's done eh...

 

[Shark]

We now have two top class Spanish players in our squad. I never thought that we'd had enough over the years!

Fair play to Moyes and co, really. This signing is a massive statement of intent and will hopefully encourage more to follow suit, even if we do miss out on a CL spot this season. I'm confident we won't though.

 

[Dracula]

Question may have been asked, but any idea why we waited until after NYSE closed to make announcement? It was done literally minutes after it closed for the weekend. .. what's the benefit to us in that?

 

[devilish]

Moyes first big signing

GREAT!!

 

[Diabo_Sam]

Now come on Juan, score the winner against Arsenal and City.

 

[Nickosaur]

Cums, I have them.

 

[.Phil1968]

You little beauty, Mata's at United.Brilliant news.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Ramsey aside it's very rare you get let down by the old manutd.com thing...that's like the holy grail of transfer confirmation. That has been F5'd more than the buffering youporn video @Irwinwastheking has on.

so loads of kids posting their cock related excitement...but the link says it's still on a medical and personal terms!

Wait til that's done eh...

Ah get your knob out and enjoy yourself for once.

Poor @QuackQuack doesn't even have a 'widgie' for a time like this.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Glad it's done. Now that little shit can stop scoring against us.

Finally allowing myself to watch his goal compilations. By heck, he's scored some absolute boners.

 

[Anduin]

Fantastic! Absolutely thrilled with this news... Mata, Rooney, RvP and Adnan. What a front four!

 

[DomesticTadpole]

1. Huge boost to all the fans.
2. Huge boost to the rest of the squad.
3. Huge boost to David Moyes to get such a talent.
4. Shuts up the United dont have the money theory brigade.
5. Shuts up the United cant attracted top players now Fergie is gone ABUs.
6. Its must come as a blow to our current rivals for 4th.

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[bosnian_red]

I've got no idea if that's abnormally good or not. It's very good if you're a manager. I'd Hazard a guess that we don't have a player with a better record but I reckon few have a similar one.

Not sure, I think Rooney has a big difference for us like that. Shows how important he was for them before Mourinho though, as that percentage would have closed a lot more this season. He basically carried Chelsea between 2011 and 2013.

 

[Stookie]

Crikey.... mines like a diamond cutter

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Question may have been asked, but any idea why we waited until after NYSE closed to make announcement? It was done literally minutes after it closed for the weekend. .. what's the benefit to us in that?

Yeah, that was the first thought on my mind too.

 

[Earthquake]

Yeah, I was always for it but that summer the main targets were Hazard and then Lucas. This is probably the first time our main muppet thread for the transfer window went through.

Absolutely.

 

[gooDevil]

Has to be 7 doesn't it?

I hope so!

JUAN MA7A

 

[Varun]

so loads of kids posting their cock related excitement...but the link says it's still on a medical and personal terms!

Wait til that's done eh...

Yes but that's absolutely standard.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Rio played for West Ham a few times.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Glad it's done. Now that little shit can stop scoring against us.

Finally allowing myself to watch his goal compilations. By heck, he's scored some absolute boners.

Also has a habit of scoring against Arsenal too.

That'll be a fun post-match presser from Arsene declaring unfairness once again.

 

[Remix]

Quality

 

[Varun]

Has to be 7 doesn't it?

I'd like Januzaj to get that but yeah, Mata would do as well.

 

[pocco]

Question may have been asked, but any idea why we waited until after NYSE closed to make announcement? It was done literally minutes after it closed for the weekend. .. what's the benefit to us in that?

We've signed fecking Juan Mata and you're stressing over the stock exchange?

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Also has a habit of scoring against Arsenal too.

That'll be a fun post-match presser from Arsene declaring unfairness once again.

Pellegrini had a moan about it today too. I hope he twats a few past City when we play them.

 

[Earthquake]

Ramsey aside it's very rare you get let down by the old manutd.com thing...that's like the holy grail of transfer confirmation. That has been F5'd more than the buffering youporn video @Irwinwastheking was in.

More like it.

 

[KingMinger22]

Two CMs an a left back and we will be able to compete in all competitions again.


Under £40m is a great price too.

Now for Vidal please!

 

[711]

1. Huge boost to all the fans.
2. Huge boost to the rest of the squad.
3. Huge boost to David Moyes to get such a talent.
4. Shuts up the United dont have the money theory brigade.
5. Shuts up the United cant attracted top players now Fergie is gone ABUs.
6. Its must come as a blow to our current rivals for 4th.

Damn fine post good sir. I am duly cheered.