Juan Mata | 2013/14 Performances

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We've been calling out for one for years now and we've finally gotten one. Our very own Spanish midget. :D
 
I'm going to say it again Mata belongs in Hollywood not the football pitch. He's better looking than Best, Becks or Ronnie.
 
Will there be a change in the style of play? Because as wank worthy as this signing is, it doesn't exactly solve the midfield issue does it?
 
Will there be a change in the style of play? Because as wank worthy as this signing is, it doesn't exactly solve the midfield issue does it?
Its not like our style is working right now. Might as well change it and see how it goes.
 
Will there be a change in the style of play? Because as wank worthy as this signing is, it doesn't exactly solve the midfield issue does it?

Shush.

That's next week's problem, it's still Mataday and we haven't lost a match since he arrived.
 

Mata (Whispering): 'David, David save me..there's this strange ginger bloke following me around....Where is Sir Alex?....Oh shit, he's behind me, I have to go'
 
Mata (Whispering): 'David, David save me..there's this strange ginger bloke following me around....Where is Sir Alex?....Oh shit, he's behind me, I have to go'
Im sorry but that is just pathetic.
 
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