Kagawa songs!

He plays on the left
he plays on the right
shinji kagawa makes hazard look like shite
 


To the tune of Edwin Star - War - the song they sing in Rush Hour

huh, yeah, Ka-Ga-Wah
What is he good for
Absolutely everything
Uh-huh
Ka-Ga-Wah,
What is he good for
Absolutely everything
Say it again, y'all
 
You are my Kagawa,
my Shinji Kagawa.
You come to Old Trafford,
to light up our day.
That Eden Hazard's...A fecking retard,
but you can't take my Kagawa away.
 
Cina said:
Pointless thread. Best one ever was already posted.

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
hero on the half-turn
shinji kagawa!

we're the world's most fearsome fighting team (we're really hip!)
he's a hero on the half-turn and he's japanese (hey - get a grip!)
when the evil city attacks
this japanese boy don't cut them no slack!

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa

sir alex taught them to be premier league (he's a radical rat!)
nemanja leads, mike phelan does the teas (that's a fact, jack!)
rafael is cool but crude (gimme a break!)
anderson is a party dude (party!)

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
hero on the half-turn
shinji kagawa!


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That's the best thing I've ever seen :lol::lol::lol: I can just see all the fans singing that, with choreography and everything, proper musical style :lol:
 
Kagawa, he's from jap, makes your players look like crap...
 
My name's Shinji.
Shinji The Jap.
I've had fame.
Money, and all that.
Now I'm here.
Growing fat.
Chasing Shrek and Marlo Stansfield.
Shinji The Jap.
 
Judge Red said:
To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.
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:lol: Yesss! Winner! Simple and effective! Quality that Judge!

Plechazunga said:
:lol:

Cheers for the props, goo and McLovin, and well remembered!

To the tune of Daisy Daisy:

Shinji, Shinji,
17 mil's no steal,
But why be stingy,
If you're the real deal?
You hardly cost a barrel
You're half the price of Carroll -
The Scouse got done
It's endless fun
Like clubbing a baby seal.

Shinji, Shinji
Do you play centre mid?
It sounds whingy,
But we all wish you did:
A knock to Scholes or Carrick,
And soon we start to panic -
Cos Clev's a crock
And Fletch shits rock,
And Juve have nicked the kid.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

That is class Plech! It might be a touch long to sing at the match, but piss funny all the same!
 
Shinji!
Lend me a fiver!
This isn't a chant
it's a request
ta
 
Shinji
Now we're gonna bin Ji
Cos there's only room for one
Midget from the rising sun
So goodbye Park Ji Sung
 
Can't we just let a song happen organically? Our best songs are based on things that have happened while a player was at the club.

Who put the ball in the back of the Germans net?
He plays on the left...
When Johnny goes matching down the wing..
"and he shiiiits on fabregas"
He's big, he's bad, he's Wesley brown
Once a blue, always a red.


They're all based on the characters we know from them playing for us, basing a song on a name is daft. We don't know what he will be like yet.
 
Pexbo said:
Can't we just let a song happen organically? Our best songs are based on things that have happened while a player was at the club.

Who put the ball in the back of the Germans net?
He plays on the left...
When Johnny goes matching down the wing..
"and he shiiiits on fabregas"
He's big, he's bad, he's Wesley brown
Once a blue, always a red.


They're all based on the characters we know from them playing for us, basing a song on a name is daft. We don't know what he will be like yet.
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You don't really think any of these songs are gonna get sung, do you? This is just for the laugh.

Anyway, mine's obviously the best; don't none of you lot remember James The Cat?!?!
 
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