List your top 5 players who should never play for United again and why

bazalini

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1. Phil Jones - I think he is brutal.
2. Jesse Lingard - he offers nothing. ideal for someone like Stoke. good luck England in WC with this guy.
3. Rashford - the kid has serious pace but no first touch. Sunderland would love him.
4. Alexis Sanchez - 14 groundstaff get paid annually what this guy gets paid in a week. think about it for 1 second. Done nothing for united
5. Rojo - when we lost at home to Seville in champions league - this guy was first United player out of Old Trafford wearing red boot snickers with diamonds on them. Seriously!!!!!


I paid £4k to fly over to Wembley and watch that shite. 2k to go to OT and watch us get beaten by Seville and have Roja walk past me wearing red snickers with diamonds in then and soles that lit up . Fcuk away on with you. yeah I'm drunk. I'm allowed to be, but that was crap. give Moyes or Van Gaal any day. Mourinho has lost it.
 
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I would swap Sanchez for Young.

Some players think sitting with fans make them sort of hero or something. He was nothing as attacker for us and is a awful fullback. Nothing player for 7 years.

He’s one of the reasons why we been going downhill. We preserving with too many thick English players.
 
Jose would offload deadwood like Mata, Shaw, Blind, Herrera and Darmian in a heartbeat if the money was right but problem is that they are on nice money and no one else is offering close to what they are getting here so they have no intention of leaving.

Jones is a great squad player to have but in a big game always always always has a costly mistake in him so can't for the life of me understand what happened to Bailly and Rojo who should be partnering Smalling.

Other than those all others are contributing if only by the skin of the teeth

Can't fault Rashford and Alexis Sanchez who have thrived under other managers in different systems. They will have to seriously alter their games to succeed under Jose. Lingard has exceeded all expectations this season even if he had a poor game today.
 
1. Phil Jones - Mourinho plays boring but generally effective football
2. Jesse Lingard - Mourinho plays boring but generally effective football
3. Rashford - Mourinho plays boring but generally effective football
4. Alexis Sanchez - Mourinho plays boring but generally effective football
5. Rojo - Mourinho plays boring but generally effective football
 
Never play as starters:

Young, Smalling, Jones, Rojo, Fellaini


...because they should never be expected to on United.
 
Jones - 7 seasons of ifs and buts. Enough is enough
Valencia - a terribly wasteful and ineffective full back who has been getting a free ride for too long
Fellaini - we'll never play good football with this oaf in the team
Darmian - awful at everything
Lingard - a first team player who epitomises our mediocrity
 
Valencia - we need a RB with much more technique on the ball.

Young - as with Valencia, we need a natural world class LB.

Fellaini - Although on his day he can bring something we couldnt get elsewhere. He just isn't the top level we need at the CM position and we can do better.

Smalling - I'm being harsh here as i've always liked Smalling and thought he was a top top defender. But in truth, his ability on the ball is shocking and unacceptable. The amount of times he passes the ball out of defence 2 steps behind the wing backs who then have to track back to collect the ball. It slows everything down. He also epitomises the "better safe than sorry" attitude and puts the ball out of play at the slightest sniff of danger which not only prevents a quick turnover in play, but it puts us under pressure defensively.
 
imagine paying a world record fee for a Midfielder and then realise he is Shite.

even Neil Webb in his worst days was better then this clown.
 
bazalini said:
imagine paying a world record fee for a Midfielder and then realise he is Shite.

even Neil Webb in his worst days was better then this clown.
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Neil Webb was a brilliant footballer before that injury - he never was the same after
 
Valencia, 99% of the time he gets the ball in advanced areas he passes the ball backwards instead of taking on his man

Fellaini, it should be a privilege for someone of his limited ability to play for Man United

Young, when you have a right footed Left winger you need a left footed left back

Blind, I like the guy but needs to move on to get game time

Darmian, not good enough going forward
 
Alan Smith - I never really warmed to him, tbh
Paddy Roche - I think DDG is a better prospect for us going forward
Michael Owen - because of the helicopter over Dubai video mainly
Bobby Charlton - because he's 80
John Aldridge - because he's John Aldridge
 
Only five? Can't do it.
Smalling, jones, lingard, fellaini, darmian, shaw, mctominay, blind, - not good enough. Good for everton or southampton. But just they are not good enough for top club as united.

Rashford and lindelof- not good enough at the moment
 
I dont care about a particular player. As long as we do not sort out our system, its just change of personnel and nothing more. Phil Jones will be replaced by another inaptitude player and the cycle goes on.
 
I feel sorry for a lot of the players due to who they are being managed by, but I'd pick these 5.

Fellaini - The answer to a question we should never be asking.
Darmian - Just simply not good enough.
Young - All effort and little quality.
Jones - Not because of today, I just think he's way too injury prone to have any faith in.
Shaw - For his own good at this point.
 
Fellaini - Rubbish footballer + disrespectful comments in the media about the club.
Darmian - Worst footballer in the first team.
Young - Just not a left back and a very average winger.
Jones - too many injuries, too many mistakes and ultimately just an average defender.
Sanchez - too costly, disrupted the entire balance of the team and is in decline.
 
Will be easier to say which players should still play for United again tbh.
 
bazalini said:
imagine paying a world record fee for a Midfielder and then realise he is Shite.

even Neil Webb in his worst days was better then this clown.
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He's probably very good. But it's an attitude and personality thing. Could be one of the biggest wastes of talent in a long time.
 
Andycoleno9 said:
Only five? Can't do it.
Smalling, jones, lingard, fellaini, darmian, shaw, mctominay, blind, - not good enough. Good for everton or southampton. But just they are not good enough for top club as united.

Rashford and lindelof- not good enough at the moment
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I think blind is better center half than any of the others we have tbh
 
OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
Rashford is a League one player now?

Man, this place is weird after we lose.
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man Utd - Seville

1-0 down - deep into second half standing over a free kick. he tells Mata & Sanchez to go away. he baloons the ball into upper tier off stretford end. seriously - he' a tube
 
Darmian
Blind
Jones
Rojo
Young.
There's nothing else to be said really.
 
De Gea
Lukaku
Matic
Pogba
Mkhi
 
bazalini said:
1. Phil Jones - I think he is brutal.
2. Jesse Lingard - he offers nothing. ideal for someone like Stoke. good luck England in WC with this guy.
3. Rashford - the kid has serious pace but no first touch. Sunderland would love him.
4. Alexis Sanchez - 14 groundstaff get paid annually what this guy gets paid in a week. think about it for 1 second. Done nothing for united
5. Rojo - when we lost at home to Seville in champions league - this guy was first United player out of Old Trafford wearing red boot snickers with diamonds on them. Seriously!!!!!


I paid £4k to fly over to Wembley and watch that shite. 2k to go to OT and watch us get beaten by Seville and have Roja walk past me wearing red snickers with diamonds in then and soles that lit up . Fcuk away on with you. yeah I'm drunk. I'm allowed to be, but that was crap. give Moyes or Van Gaal any day. Mourinho has lost it.
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Ron Atkinson back as manger. He'd have lifted this team to win the Cup.
 
I wouldn't be sad if Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Young, Herrera, Fellaini, Lingard, Mata never played for us again. Even Sanchez if he continues like this. All painfully average and not good enough to help the team to the next level. It's funny that people are mentioning Darmian and Blind though. They don't play at all and we already know they're off. The attention needs to switch to these average group of players that play week in week out for us and show zero quality. These are the players that are letting the team down.
 
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abdo99 said:
I wouldn't be sad if Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Young, Herrera, Fellaini, Lingard, Mata never played for us again. All painfully average and not good enough to help the team to the next level. It's funny that people are mentioning Darmian and Blind though. They don't play at all and we already know they're off. The attention needs to switch to these average group of players that play week in week out for us and show zero quality. These are the players that are letting the team down.
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Stop the hate for Valencia & Young. 2 great players for united who have been great servants to the club
 
AndyJ1985 said:
Jones - 7 seasons of ifs and buts. Enough is enough
Valencia - a terribly wasteful and ineffective full back who has been getting a free ride for too long
Fellaini - we'll never play good football with this oaf in the team
Darmian - awful at everything
Lingard - a first team player who epitomises our mediocrity
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Most of this ESPECIALLY Antonio 'pass back/inside, slow the game down' Valencia

Only difference is Lingard. I'd rather have 7/10 talent and tries than talent/no effort.

Add Herrera. Seems to love club but he isn't good enough as a defensive midfielder.

Add Jones.... just shocking
 
Fellani, Shaw, Rojo, Blind, Darmian, Martial, Rashford (loan), Lingard, Jones, Smalling, Mata, Herrera, Romero.

Honestly fed up with the lack of everything this lot have consistently shown. Just burn it down and start again next season, we're fecking miles away from being a cohesive unit.

Bite the bullet and spend £500m, would be cheaper in the long run with the way the transfer market is going.

Pogba and Sanchez are one full season away from making that list also.
 
Valencia
Blind
Fellaini
Darmian
Jones

Strikes me as these hold low quality. We need a new back 4.
 
Phil Jones - subzero IQ

Smalling - blessed with 2 left feet

Valencia - he stifles the attack

Shaw - too obese to wear a red shirt

Martial - the laziest French player in history.
 
Darmian because he's average average.
Blind because I don't think he's suited to us.
Fellaini because he's holding us ransom over his contract.
Mata :( I love him but we need pace and it could be our last chance to make some money from his sale.
Jones for not being able to stay fit and us needing an upgrade at CB.
 
1. Fellaini. It's actually unfair to have him at #1 but honestly I just associate him with everything I dislike about the way we've played football over the last few years. We have quite a few worse players but..... *shrugs*

2. Darmian. Don't have any particular issue with him but him being at the club is absolutely pointless.

3. Blind. See above.

4. Shaw. At this point it's better for everyone if he leaves.

5. Jones. Not good enough to justify keeping when he's so injury prone.
 
To be honest, looking at our current squad, there are not many guys that would even make the bench in teams like Man City, Juventus, Bayern Munchen, Real Madrid, Barcelona, PSG etc etc.

I would get rid of Darmien, Shaw, Young, Valencia, Jones, Blind, Fellaini, Mata and Lingaard to start with. Couple more guys are very close but get one last chance next season (Lindelöf, Martial, Smalling, Rashford).

When i am thinking about it, there is no one else then DDG that is 100% Man Utd quality (Lukaku is probably the closest to him, but still far behind). Pogba and Sanchez could and should, but looking at their performance doesnt really show that they will ever be.

I understand that this is not realistic, to get rid of so many guys in one transfer window, but it could be possible to make it happen in two and find someone to replace them.

We need a new RB, CB, LB, 2 CM and RW asap.

Maybe something like this;

------------DDG
Sibebe-Toby-Bailly-AlexSandro
-------SMS-Matic-Fred
-----------Pogba
-----Sanchez-Lukaku

or...

------------DDG
Sibebe-Toby-Bailly-AlexSandro
---Fred/SMS-Matic-Pogba
---Willian-Lukaku-Sanchez
 
Jones, Valencia, Darmian, Fellaini, Blind

Mourinho has had 4 transfer windows and yet we’ve still got so much deadwood

Our defence today was the same one we had around 5 years ago, a huge overhaul is needed
 
crossy1686 said:
Fellani, Shaw, Rojo, Blind, Darmian, Martial, Rashford (loan), Lingard, Jones, Smalling, Mata, Herrera, Romero.

Honestly fed up with the lack of everything this lot have consistently shown. Just burn it down and start again next season, we're fecking miles away from being a cohesive unit.

Bite the bullet and spend £500m, would be cheaper in the long run with the way the transfer market is going.

Pogba and Sanchez are one full season away from making that list also.
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Romero? Seriously? He has done nothing but do well for us every chance he's got.
 
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