Manchester City vs. Manchester United

This game is too big for that big nosed twat.

Very good smalling.
 
ref is shit
 
It's my sons 21st today and I promised him we would win. It will ruin his day if we don't , especially as we should have been 3 up

Why would you promise something you have no control over? Also at 21 he probably understands that you're not involved in any level other than spectator.