Manchester United v Stoke City

So far Chicharito has scored with his face, back of his head, now heel. Not many extraordinary parts of his body he hasn't scored with.

I once scored a goal with my cock. I was about five feet from the goal; the ball was bouncing, a defender swung around to clear it, and his clearance went straight into my cock from about three feet away...keeper was totally wrongfooted, ball rolled in, and I had to be helped off to pitch.
 
I once scored a goal with my cock. I was about five feet from the goal; the ball was bouncing, a defender swung around to clear it, and his clearance went straight into my cock from about three feet away...keeper was totally wrongfooted, ball rolled in, and I had to be helped off to pitch.

sweet pain I suppose.

That was a corner you blind feck.
 
One day, when I can be arsed, I'm gonna calculate Chicho's goals/minutes on the pitch. I reckon it's the best in the league.
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hes gotta be the best out of our strikers, whats he have 8 goals for us now?
 
got 2 get the 2nd, dont want to be wasting chances when we get them
 
Rooney sat in a box.

Rio, Kiko, VDS and a couple of others are sat together in the stands
 
Somebody really needs to crack down on the grammar on the chat screen's beside the streams. 'Liverpool is shit!', I love the sentiment but I can't take it seriously.
 
Smalling has been class so far.
 
we have had 10 shots and 3 on target. got to make them count