[klayton88]

Now TNT are doing the stupid numerical order on the lineups.

 

[United Hobbit]

Wonder where we'd be if we'd signed Kane

 

[astracrazy]

We are 99% out anyway. I think my level of shit for this match is the lowest its been for a while.

 

[Redplane]

Time to smash those German wankers.

 

[DJ_21]

Strange decision not to start AWB considering they’ve got pacey tricky wingers

 

[Waynne]

Holy feck, just look at Bayern’s team and our team. This can only go 1 way.

And you have people on this forum hoping we can twat them.

You've got Kane going up against Onana. Kane is banging in goals for fun and Onana is a disaster in goal.

There's no universe where we come out of this win with anything other than a loss, let alone a draw. Far too much quality and consistency in this Bayern side. Something that we're sorely lacking.

 

[Jazz]

Ahh those kids were so excited. Nice to hear the CL anthem. Might be a long time before we hear it again

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Yeah, they have the best squad in world football.

 

[PoTMS]

Musiala masterclass incoming.

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Going to enjoy this.. could be last European game for a while

 

[Superunknown]

That Bayern side compared to ours. Jammy bastards.

 

[Tom Cato]

I am mildly annoyed about Garnachos eyebrows.

 

[Mr Smith]

Rashford not in the squad, is he injured?

 

[astracrazy]

Now TNT are doing the stupid numerical order on the lineups.

Only reason I put TNT on and not another channel is for Laura - can't say I notice anything else

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Come on United!!!

 

[Andycoleno9]

Wonder where we'd be if we'd signed Kane

You know the answer.

 

[frostbite]

Today:

Hojlund 3 - 0 Kane

 

[Superunknown]

They're already behind us within 20 seconds.

 

[always_hoping]

Martial, Rashford ill tonight not part of the match day squad. Hands up who's been feeling ill watching them in action this season?

 

[Von Mistelroum]

feck me, the class difference in those lineups is absolutely astonishing.

 

[Samid]

This ref is a cnut. Had zero control in the Atletico friendly last year.

 

[KeanoMagicHat]

Why is Tuchel playing a full strength team when they're already through ffs.

 

[Lemon Moon]

Ref then gorping at Bruno and winking at Neuer

 

[PoTMS]

Too easy. Sigh. It'll be a long night.

 

[Waynne]

Rashford not in the squad, is he injured?

I hope he gets a nice long holiday. I don't want him anywhere near the team.

 

[RedPed]

Time to smash those German wankers.

If we are going out, then yeah at least beat these feckers.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

If Bayern are in the mood this could be very bad.

 

[laughtersassassin]

McTominay giving the ball away twice in 5 seconds.....

 

[mav_9me]

Is there a way to keep track of how many times McT gives the ball away?

 

[Superunknown]

I think we're going out tonight, but let's go out swinging. Just fecking go for it, you twaats.

 

[kentafuji]

Wonder where we'd be if we'd signed Kane

We dont create enough for our strikers, so probably about the same.

 

[United Hobbit]

Martial, Rashford ill tonight not part of the match day squad. Hands up who's been feeling ill watching them in action this season?

Same

 

[TheGame]

well Antony was such crp on Saturday I'd give Aamd a go. Similarly Mac was crap so wht not give Gore a go. He and Mainoo were a great combination

Sure why don't we just play a youth team in a must win game including 2 players one of which hasn't played for the senior team this season and another who has been injured all season.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Rashford not in the squad, is he injured?

Him and Martial are ill. When you stand on the cold that happens.

 

[Buster15]

Now TNT are doing the stupid numerical order on the lineups.

2 substitute goalkeepers. Midfield looks extremely weak.

 

[United Hobbit]

I want to see every single player on that pitch (for us) putting in 100% effort, anything else will be inexcusable

 

[jadaba]

I never like it when we attack the Stretford End in the first half. Feels like a bad omen

 

[A-man]

Not sure but he feels more ”movable” than Harry imo

It seems you were right and I was wrong

 

[Redplane]

That Bayern side compared to ours. Jammy bastards.

Manchester needs to add more Biergartens and we ll be just as attractive as Munich once we ensure we generally only have one other team to sort of compete with us for the title.

 

[frostbite]

We dont create enough for our strikers, so probably about the same.

That's a myth. Who are our strikers? Hojlund and Martial? When was the last time they scored 25 goals in a year?