Fergie = Knighted
Vidic = Machine
Giggs = LEGEND
Park = Pwnded Bosingwa
Rooney = Pwnded Webb
Evans = Steady
Fletcher = Carrick who?
Ronaldo = Nice haircut
Berbatov = muffed shot, jumps high
Neville = Looks 5 years younger than he did 2 months ago
Evra = Welcome back
VDS = Happily unchallenged
United > Chel$ki
