Manchester United vs. Chelsea

I would let VDS pummle my butthole until it wasn't there anymore.
 
When Wenger talks about youth, show him Giggs and VDS today.
 
How slow is this clock!
 
We've played brilliantly tonight.

The European Cup is in the bag.
 
You've got to give the chavs credit for playing like this with a man down.

That being said, feck off you minging cnuts!
 
it might be good not to make a sub, it would just give the ref a reason for 30 sec extra time