[Random Task]

Carrick well and truly past it. Take him off at half-time for the love of god!

 

[Black Adder]

Both Carrick and Rojo need to be taken off at HT, but instead they will remain on the pitch and LVG will praise both of them for doing just as instructed.

 

[Always Up]

"You serious? You fecking serious?"

 

[Dec9003]

Carrick needs to be off at half time he's so passed it now it's untrue.

 

[Parry Gallister]

Urgh, Cleverly doing Carrick better than Carrick.

 

[peridigm]

0 shots on target for either side

Defense defense defense

 

[kouroux]

What a terrible match in terms of passing. Technically it has been abysmal.

 

[dichinero]

The funny thing is that Everton are quite poor too

 

[Raw]

Stop gifting them the ball for christs sake

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Is that Alan Smith re-writing real facts with his Red tinted glasses?

 

[Shark]

Carrick has somehow managed to do worse than his midfield partner, who has also been pretty poor.

 

[Amar__]

We are clueless in attack but Everton's game plan is terrible - do something decent with the ball and hoof it to no one.

 

[J-Stander]

Wonder if we'll class that as a shot on target.

 

[Raw]

That's a shot on target right?

 

[LLMU]

Both teams seem to be content with a draw

 

[Godfather]

Carrick goddamn

 

[NJM78]

Carrick needs to retire at half time

 

[The Stain]

I'm not supposed to be sleepy around this time every weekend. I know this.

 

[kenny19]

mata once again makes too lazy crosses into the box. How optimistic of him. I'm tired of these players.

 

[Beachryan]

The gulf in quality between this and the earlier kick off is astounding.

 

[bosnian_red]

Valencia young and herrera on for darmian, carrick and probably lingard would be good i think.

 

[saivet]

Such a simplistic game plan from Everton. Probably as bad as when Spurs came to OT in De Gea's first season and were hitting shots at him from anywhere.

 

[The Hungry Surgeon]

Dull as ditchwater this.

 

[yamo123x]

Rojo accident waiting to happen

Herrera for carrick

 

[BennyBlanco]

Yawn.

 

[2 man midfield]

This is like poking needles in your eyes.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

So Andre – our defenders can apply the same illegal pressure to Everton forwards without fear of a yellow card?

 

[Random Task]

Tim Howard so desperate for something to do that he dives for a routine catch

 

[buckooo1978]

De Gea, Rashford and Martial our real bright spots....

we are very ordinary though

 

[kenny19]

any pass that goes to juan mata goes back to the passer.

 

[justboy68]

What a depressing 'game' of football.

 

[Spoony]

Martinez is the new Bobby Gould.

 

[Rajeev]

Look where Mata receives the ball from Carrick and how much he backtracks just to pass it again

 

[Rado_N]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Hammerfell]

Carrick needs to retire at half time

He's where Neville was shortly before he retired. He must be able to feel that he's not up to it anymore.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Genuinely nodded off for five minutes there.

 

[shamans]

This is exactly why I don't want Mourinho.

I would hate to see us beat teams 1-0 or 2-0 while we are dominating teams and tearing them apart with our attacking football. LVG RED ARMY. ROJO UNITED CAPTAIN. urghghhhhg

 

[Spoony]

Cracking stuff.

 

[Raw]

Martial really needs to shoot earlier.

 

[Adisa]

Fecking joke this.