Manchester United vs. Liverpool

"I will stake my mortgage on him not playing for England on Wednesday."

And I will eat the pants and socks that I'm currently sat in should Alan Green provide objective commentary today.

Hope he's doing the phone in later, should we win today. Squirm, you vapid mouth breathing halfwit.
 
Holy shit, Mascheranos english is impressive, I wonder is Tevez near that level?
 
It's funny how Sky Sports are making us out to be the underdogs here.
 
I have Skysports on my TVU, are they showing our game ?
 
We need someone to have a rant, so we can quote and laugh at them at the end of the game.
 
Where's Noodle?

I had my whinge a couple of pages back.

Not happy with Giggs playing instead of Tevez. It looks unbalanced, and leaves Rooney up against two or three players at a time.

Hopefully our defence can keep them quiet, then we just wait for them to have another spazfest from a set piece
 
Right I'm off, I'll be back at HT.

Come on United!!!!! :devil::devil::devil:
 
OMG, just imagine a corner and Vidic will be marked by Skertel? or perhaps Carragher - doesn't matter. I think Vidic will be the man of the day with a goal.
 
I'm so glad I didn't give up smoking.

It's expensive and unhealthy, but it's a wonderful comfort blanket at times like this.

A bit like religious types and their gods.
 
We need someone to have a rant, so we can quote and laugh at them at the end of the game.

Crap Line-up :mad::mad::mad:

VDS - Accident waiting to happen
Brown - Walking OG
Ferdinand - Not ready
Vidic - Not good against top opposition
Evra - Liability

Carrick - Lazy
Anderson - Headless Chicken
Scholes - Blind

Giggs - Past it
Ronaldo - Show pony. Goes missing
Rooney - peaked

Bench - Lightweight

Fergie - clueless

United 0-6 Liverpool :mad::mad::mad:

Will that suffice ;)
 
They really do love Tourettes.
 
Sky Sports is showing the United/Liverpool game, and then the Arsenal/Chelsea game immediately afterwards.

If you've got that on a stream then you're probably going to get both matches.