[JPRouve]

Looking at the dugouts, it seems that no tables will be neglected.

 

[Random Task]

Surely the likes of Diame and JJS will get stomped by Matic, Pogba and Mctominay.

Surely.

 

[Yorkeontop]

This pitch looks like an amazing place to play football.

It's never looked better.

 

[Random Task]

I might be wrong but doesn't he have a very light voice?, feminine perhaps?

Even worse, a Scouser!

 

[Catt]

Why does Jose always look so damn handsome on the touchline

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

It's never looked better.

Because no-one has played football on it so far this season

 

[Random Task]

Newcastle look like City.

 

[cj_sparky]

This pitch looks like an amazing place to play football.

Football

 

[devilish]

Harsh on ballerinas, they are agile and have slick movement.

and they can defend better then lindelof does

 

[Sassy Colin]

Is Valencia injured, or is Jose punishing him?

 

[Irrational.]

Why is Lukaku not attacking that?

 

[One Night Only]

Lukaku always seems to give up on balls too early

 

[Kapardin]

It's never looked better.

That's cause we don't run, but only walk or jog in games to keep it nice and smooth.

 

[Garethw]

What is the fallout with Valencia ?

He liked some post about sacking Mourinho or something.

 

[Drawfull]

Pogba looking committed.

 

[BrianMcClair'sBarnet]

9/11

 

[VeevaVee]

Feck was Lukaku doing there in the box?

 

[SER19]

Great start from MaccyT39

 

[Canagel]

Hopefully it witnesses great football from the home team

I hope.

 

[Drawfull]

Who are they chanting to get out? Distorted on my stream.

 

[C3Pique]

Lukaku is fkin shite. On his heels and never anticipating the ball.

 

[Jazz]

Feck was Lukaku doing there in the box?

Clearly not much

 

[Vidyoyo]

Lukaku deserved a yellow for that. Lucky it's early in the game.

 

[2 man midfield]

That sums up Lukaku pretty well. Tracks back to make a last ditch tackle, then caught on his heels when there’s a ball that needs attacking.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Is Lukaku injured because I can't understand why he doesn't want to actually be a striker?

 

[Canagel]

It's never looked better.

It looks like a green carpet.

 

[Moriarty]

I missed the opening few minutes. Did Mourinho get a good reception from the fans?

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

I missed the opening few minutes. Did Mourinho get a good reception from the fans?

Yes, someone even made a sign

 

[VeevaVee]

This pitch looks like an amazing place to play football.

It’s barely had any movement on it!

 

[2 man midfield]

Ah feck

 

[witchtrials]

Form, opposition, balance of team based on other areas on a given week. Performance in training, attitude, understanding of role required for a given game. Who knows.

Hmmm, not sure the balance of team argument makes sense. If playing Fred and Pogba in the same side is too attacking when we're at home to this very poor Newcastle then what kind shit opposition would we have to be playing to accommodate them both?

 

[The United Irishman]

Wow

 

[Catt]

Damn

 

[Irrational.]

0-1

 

[Rado_N]

 

[48 hours]

Sack the defence. Sell Jose

 

[Yagami]

 

[Moriarty]

Oh dear/

 

[antohan]

Oh God

 

[peridigm]

Our CB’s are shite.