Manchester United vs. Reading

Glass of whiskey, some sweets and the house to myself, watching United on a Monday night, life isn't so bad.

a beer, a pre-rolled joint, a good stream and no chores to do or anything to bother me....yeah, it's not that bad.
 
how?
 
For fox sake...Liverpool or City playing: faultless stream; United playing: strange squelchy noises, time travel, and the Ice Age every time we get a corner.

Sent you a smooth one in the post. For once that doesn't mean I have posted my faeces.
 
20 quid on Hernandez to score first at 4/1. Please fecking happen. Will be shitting myself everytime we come close to goal.
 
Anderson playing like a man possessed.
 
I thought SAF had gone bald then; it was the Reading manager.