Manchester United vs. Stoke

Shurrup, Pullis, you're frightening my cat.
 
Predictions:

Amos will have nothing to do except collect one uncontested long throw, postmatch caftards will declare him 'better than DDG'

Palacios will get booked

Valencia will provide an assist with his left foot, causing the caf to crash

Berbatov will score, postmatch caftards will be split between 'showing his worth' and 'doesn't do it in big games'

Matchday thread will declare Park useless and 'not United class'

Park will score

So far so good?

Im a few mins behind though
 
Valencia has been really wasteful.

Typical performance against Stoke so far, lots of possession, feck all chances. Need a bit of magic from someone, likely Scholes or Berb.