Manchester United vs. Tottenham

I'm not one to get into 'transfer rumours', but through some of my close sources, I have stumbled on the major summer transfer secret, and furthermore, I'm willing to share it with you.

Saha, is leaving United, after today's game, for none other then MK Dons. The fee hasn't been confirmed yet, but everything has gone through apart from a bit of paperwork. Expect to see Saha brandishing his new Dons shirt after the game if we lose.
 
I'm not one to get into 'transfer rumours', but through some of my close sources, I have stumbled on the major summer transfer secret, and furthermore, I'm willing to share it with you.

Saha, is leaving United, after today's game, for none other then MK Dons. The fee hasn't been confirmed yet, but everything has gone through apart from a bit of paperwork. Expect to see Saha brandishing his new Dons shirt after the game if we lose.

:lol:
 
Apparently last time we didn't win any of our first 4 games, it was the mid eighties and the manager was sacked...so sayeth the ever-knowledgable commentator
 
Bale also looks like the illegitimate, retarded offspring of Legolas from Lord of the Rings, and Spock from Star Trek.
 
Malbranque down. Major hang time, until gravity came in. Ouch!
 
I feel like throwing spare change at him.

Poor lad.
 
I've noticed Huddlestone also looks quite suspect.

Call me paranoid, but I am starting to believe Spurs have cleverly employed the spawns of inbred retards. This odd, but deadly mixture, has created a superhuman type of people who use their retarded, hulk-like strength, to their footballing advantage.

It's one of my theories that I've tried to publish publically without any success.
 
I've noticed Huddlestone also looks quite suspect.

Call me paranoid, but I am starting to believe Spurs have cleverly employed the spawns of inbred retards. This odd, but deadly mixture, has created a superhuman type of people who use their retarded, hulk-like strength, to their footballing advantage.

It's one of my theories that I've tried to publish publically without any success.

:nervous:
 
Great free kick by Bale - we nearly scored there.
 
Close there.

Need to push up more.