Manchester United vs. West Ham United

Holy crap: 1 - Jonny Evans has conceded his first foul of the Premier League season, after 11 hours 31 minutes of play. Hatchet.
 
I wish the commentator would stop calling him Chicharito Hernandez. Either choose Chicharito or Hernandez. You can't have both.
 
We need someone to pull out wide every once in a while. It will make the world of difference in this match.
 
"The channel is offline now..."

Why? feck sake
 
We're putting in lots of crosses for a side without wingers, but they've been a bit disappointing. Evra's in particular keep going too long.
 
We're playing through the middle!

We're playing through the middle!

Praise the lord we're playing through the middle!


...Occasionally.
 
We've had significantly more long shots tonight, but none on target. Wonder if that's a strategy.
 
I really dislike Andy Carroll. Not because he's shit at football and is a boring type of player. It's because every time he's shown up close he's moaning at the ref looking like he's about to cry. So annoying. Peter Crouch is similar but, surprisingly, doesn't have as annoying face.
 
Not sure what Fergie said at half time but we seem to be playing with less energy than before, it's giving them breathing room.
 
Christian Benitez scored for Villa last night apparently, christ this stream is dire.