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Manchester Met Mandate Mount and Malacia Murder Muckrake, Manager Manacled for Misdemeanour
Mason Mount's Misfortune
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Manchester Met Mandate Mount and Malacia Murder Muckrake, Manager Manacled for Misdemeanour
Did this lad go to the Undying Lands with Malacia or what?
I suspect something more serious (non-injury) has happened but the club is unable for legal reasons to comment. Same for Malacia.
Like what? If he was in legal trouble it would be all over the papers
Not necessarily, there are rules around what the UK press can report, I’m not suggesting that Mount is one of the concerned players but there’s been reports of players being under investigation for sexual crimes and failed drugs tests but the names are not allowed to be disclosed.
Greatest thread title in the history of the Cafe.
Sitting with Højlund watching the game.
But you're fine with the "and"?
Bet he was fine when we sold Jaap Stam as well.
Where IS he?
Same with Malacia
Same with Malacia
Buy a player in the last year of his contract for £55m, only for said player to play a handful of matches all season. It's such a United thing to happen
Like what exactly? The real reason they're out is because Ten Hag doesn't want them to relapse by rushing them back. They're both back in training but not fit yet.
I know there's a lot of competition but this has to be the worst signing we've ever made.
In terms of what the fee has got us, We must be at around £10m per start at present...and its not like he's done anything useful in any of those games to make you think he'd be starting more if he was fit now.
Basically we've paid £50m for a nice backheel against Luton.
In terms of what the fee has got us, We must be at around £10m per start at present...and its not like he's done anything useful in any of those games to make you think he'd be starting more if he was fit now.
Basically we've paid £50m for a nice backheel against Luton.
What an odd transfer this was. In 4 months he would be free to sign.
I'm just convinced that the number 7 shirt is utterly cursed and we should retire it
Can you stop bumping this, I'm running out of M words
When you give it to bang average players or sicknotes, there is no hope from the beginning.
Mancy, murder, muggle, massive spanner. Do they work?
“Spanner” starts with S.
I forget he plays for us until I go on redcafe
Maybe murdered? Manager must mention, main media (Mail, Metro, Mirror) might make misinformed malarkey.
Power!
Still minjured?
Majin Mount
Misinformation mystery
Medical malpractice morelike
Maybe.
Increases football ability with a massive M on his forehead
Any reason for the secrecy? No idea what is wrong with Mount and Malacia...
Martial has disappeared too.. and where is Martinez?
Martial has disappeared too.. and where is Martinez?
Dial M for Mason, Malacia, Martial and Martinez.
Martinez at least popped out of the crypt for a few games before disappearing again
With Malacia and Mount, I don't understand why their situations feel so shrouded in secrecy. Not saying there's something else going on, but why does it feel like they've just utterly vanished. If doesn't usually feel like that with long term injuries
With Malacia and Mount, I don't understand why their situations feel so shrouded in secrecy. Not saying there's something else going on, but why does it feel like they've just utterly vanished. If doesn't usually feel like that with long term injuries
He’s maybe joined M people!
Mount was next to Højlund for the Fulham game so we know he's alive.
Has Malacia been seen since last season?
Has Malacia been seen since last season?
Malefactor.
Sorry, wrong Mason.
Could've got him on a free this summer
Nearly 5 months out and just a paragraph from the club in January. He’s back on the grass, maybe that’s the problem, they were telling us along and nobody copped on.
Seriously though, super weird.
Seriously though, super weird.
We wouldn't have had a free run at him I suspect