MERGED: Rooney signs new contract!

Caused by a Scholes tackle :devil:
 
Just a minor conspiracy. Anyone thinks this is a personal ploy or an act if you like between Fergie and Rooney to take the latter out of the firing line with his personal life? No one's talking about that now and is all about Fergie, United and Rooney himself now.
 
Exactly.

They use MUST as their propaganda arm to appeal to the fans and pretend they are some grand group of benefactors - using up the last bits of goodwill that MUST had from the time when it was independent and cared about supporters and fooling fans into thinking they're something they aren't - but they're just another bunch of dirtballs, their bumboys at MUST, too.

:lol:

Well, if they're homosexuals as well...good reason not to support them! Pah!
 
Can't post links but it reads -

Wayne Rooney arrived at hospital today for a scan on his left ankle which was injured in training yesterday.
The want-away star will miss tonight's Champions League clash against Bursaspor. He refused to talk about the injury which was caused by a Paul Scholes tackle at Manchester United's Carrington training ground.
His foot was encased in a protective boot when he turned up at Manchester's Bridgewater hospital this morning.


Read more: Alex Ferguson dismayed Wayne Rooney wants to leave Manchester United | Mail Online

Now let me translate that for you.

Wayne Rooney turned up at hospital for scan after the stupid greedy little cnut went and shot himself in the foot telling everyone he wants to leave United and go to City.

He refused to talk about the non existent injury because the last time he talked about non existent injuries he fecked off Sir Alex who gave him two nipple twists, a chinese burn and made him clean out the mens urinals.

Rooney wont be playing for United tonight because to put him in the team would render him liable to a barrage of abuse from the supporters, and knowing Fergie is so protective of his sensitive nature ( ie the Everton game ) Fergie feels putting him into a game where the abuse could be vitriolic would be damaging to teh team. If Fergie thought the abuse by Everton fans would be bad, he's seen feck all to what the United fans are going to do to the horrible scouse greedy moneygrabbing, granny shagging, wankstain.
 
Just a minor conspiracy. Anyone thinks this is a personal ploy or an act if you like between Fergie and Rooney to take the latter out of the firing line with his personal life? No one's talking about that now and is all about Fergie, United and Rooney himself now.

Did you find those straws that you were clutching for?!
 
Just a minor conspiracy. Anyone thinks this is a personal ploy or an act if you like between Fergie and Rooney to take the latter out of the firing line with his personal life? No one's talking about that now and is all about Fergie, United and Rooney himself now.

:lol::lol::lol: You were one of the main straw-clutchers when this story was being widely reported, but this takes the biscuit :lol:

He's as good as gone, pal. Just deal with it and move on. Manchester United will still be here tomorrow, even if Wayne Rooney isn't.
 
I'm going to get a sub. Relying on a goal.com report is not a level I see myself stooping to.
 
Just a minor conspiracy. Anyone thinks this is a personal ploy or an act if you like between Fergie and Rooney to take the latter out of the firing line with his personal life? No one's talking about that now and is all about Fergie, United and Rooney himself now.

Exactly! That's also why Hitler invaded Poland; to get people to talk about something other than his sexuality.
 
:lol::lol::lol: You were one of the main straw-clutchers when this story was being widely reported, but this takes the biscuit :lol:

He's as good as gone, pal. Just deal with it and move on. Manchester United will still be here tomorrow, even if Wayne Rooney isn't.

You too need to calm down and get back to talking about van der vaart and value.
 
:lol::lol::lol: You were one of the main straw-clutchers when this story was being widely reported, but this takes the biscuit :lol:

He's as good as gone, pal. Just deal with it and move on. Manchester United will still be here tomorrow, even if Wayne Rooney isn't.

Meh, they said that in 2006 about Ronaldo. Pardon me if I decide to wait for definite news before I react.
 
Wonder if there will be any chants tonight

'City rent boy, City rent boy whoaaaaaa'