How about starting with getting at least 1 cross past the first defender?
I must admit to being utterly gobsmacked by some of the reactions here, probably even the majority of opinions. For me, Nani's performance last night was no better than an average SWP / Lennon / Pennant performance. Plenty of speed, even some trickery, but absolutely no final product whatsoever. It wasn't that his crossing was erratic, it was totally non-existent, so many crosses just hit the first defender. Its all well and good finding the space and running into it, but if there is no final product what is the point?
Bit harsh dragging Pennant into the equation but I agree with the SWP/Lennon comparison. As it happens, if we were offered to swap Nani for either of the above two players I'd take it in a heart-beat.
This doesn't mean he couldn't go on to be a better player than both of them, mind you. The thing about Nani is that there's such an enormous margin for improvement. The fact that he remains fairly effective despite constantly making bad decisions tells us a lot about how incredibly naturally talented he is as a footballer. SWP and Lennon lack a consistent final ball but their decision-making and general football intelligence is streets ahead of Nani's. This means IMO they've got less room for improvement, they're closer to making the most out of their talents than Nani is.
The reason I'd take the swap-deal, however, is that there's no guarantee Nani will ever fulfil his potential. With SWP and Lennon you've got two players who are, IMHO, already more effective as wingers than Nani is right now. A bird in the hand and all that...
With regards to Nani being the best he can be, I think Domzi's original post makes an important point. The timing of the thread was slightly odd and quickly got side-tracked into an un-winnable argument about whether he will make it at United or not but the point remains, can anyone remember a more annoying/frustrating player at the club? Because I struggle, I really do.
I also think this annoyance factor might actually be hindering his development. Fans are getting so pissed off at his self-indulgent, pointless tricks and flicks, his play-acting and his repeatedly poor decision-making that you can actually sense the antipathy towards him from the stands. When he got karate-choppped in the throat last night and reacted with his usual histrionics the response of the crowd spoke volumes. Usually a United player getting hacked down would provoke howls of indignation and dog's abuse for the referee who didn't blow up. Instead all you could hear was an embarrassed silence, a communal puffing out of the cheeks and a shared moment of "
oh for feck's sake lad, will you stop that rolling now, please?"
If I can pick up on that vibe through my TV screen, it must be blatantly obvious to Nani that he's not particularly liked. This is not a good thing. He's a confidence player and I reckon that if he felt a lot more love from the stands it would fire him up to be twice the player he is today.
Which brings me back to the original question. Who was the last player to piss me off so much? The obvious answer is Cristiano Ronaldo. I don't think it's a coincidence that his breakthrough season came when he was bonded with the United fans through a common enemy, the Ingerland boo-boys. That season was all about a player firing himself to greater and greater heights bouyed by the passionate support of his own fans who backed him all the way in giving two fingers to the people who'd questioned his heart, his desire and his integrity. Goes without saying that Ronaldo is/was a far better player but we neither need nor expect Nani to be as good a player, we just need him to show a similar degree of improvement.
I think it's incredibly unlikely we'll get another "winkergate" to make us fall in love with Nani, the same way we did with Ronaldo. This means there's a very real chance he'll get forced into that Kieran Richardesque vicious circle where a talented but dislikable player under-performing causes the fans to get on his back and this, in turn, causes more poor performances. I think he's a much more talented player than Richardson and some (but not all) of his performances this season give reason to be optimistic. The doubts remain though, he's made a rod for his back by the way he approaches the game and he faces an uphill struggle to win the fans over on his side. If he can achieve this though, I think he'll go from strength to strength.
So basically what I'm saying is, I hope Nani knocks England out of the world cup.
