Newcastle United vs. Manchester United

I'd suck a monkeys cock if it meant we'd get three points today.
 
Carrick has been utterly crap tonight
I've not said much about him before but tonight is the final straw

The game has totally passed him by. Yet again.
 
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Smalling wont be challenging for headers he looks to be carrying an injury.
 
Nile Ranger is a woman, I'm sure of it.