Paddy Evra song....

[theimperialinn]

I wonder if coma united road was invented at a wedding, I have my suspicions

 

[Tumbling-Dice]

Your commitment is total,
But how strange the change, from placid to postal

 

[vanthaman]

where did the whole fat frank suck evras pussy thing come from?

 

[Scholesgoals]

to the tune of everywhere you go always take the weather with you

Evra where he goes,
He always takes the player with him,
Evra when he goes
He always beats the player, kicks the player, takes the player with hiiim

 

[Crustanoid]

poor effort looking back, but completely leathered at a wedding...

"The First Time Evra I Saw Your Face"

(to the tune of Roberta Flack's 'The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face')

the first line was as far as we got...over and over a again (a girl had sung the proper version at the cermony)

Ever felt like changing your username? Sure the mods would give you special dispensation given the circumstances

 

[jb8521]

tune of que sera sera

Patrice ev-e-ra
Playing for uniteds his dream
Took Judases place in the team
Patrice ev-e-ra

 

[Classy Cannon]

For some reason (probably coz of Sunday) I was singing Pletchs' Postal Pat chant this morning, but couldn't remember all the words, so came up with this instead:

Postal Pat, postal Pat, postal Pat he's gonna twat...
Drogba, Ballack & Terry
Fwank can suck his pussy
Postal Pat he feckin hates Chelsea!

Any good?

 

[Boothy]

No its shit

But plechs is fecking mint

 

[Makki]

Flintstones one is a winner.