Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Not on mine (mobile).

Looks like the one on the right for me. Left is the old one.

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Is it just me or is Pogba on the longest footballer holiday I've ever seen?

Does anyone know of anyone else who played the Euros that is still not back in training?
I know!

I mean, if I was about to be given a massive contract by a new employer I'd be quite happy to cut my holiday short!
 
i very much doubt anything will happen until he returns from his holiday and if juve dont do transfers at the weekend then we will be looking at next Monday at the earliest
 
I bet Juventus have never had so many clicks on their store web site.
 
i very much doubt anything will happen until he returns from his holiday and if juve dont do transfers at the weekend then we will be looking at next Monday at the earliest

I don't think August 6 was the day he returns, I think that was supposed to be the day he was due back for training

Then again, nobody seems to know when his holiday ends. The Skysports article starts with "Pogba spent his last days on holiday in Las Vegas.." Then ends with "He is expected to fly to Miami"
 
Here is an excerpt of an article that will appear in a local newspaper on Wednesday. Ignore the content, but take note of the first letter of each sentence.

I will accept my Newbie-Muppet Award when Pogba signs.

Pokémon Go, the mobile game that is taking the world by storm, will be officially unveiled in South Africa in September this year.
Obsessive gamers clearly don't bother themselves with the word “officially”, since hundreds of thousands have already downloaded it via unofficial channels.
Governing bodies have braced themselves for the impact, which has already been felt across the world.
Besides the expected battery drain, gamers will also have to be mindful of malware and crime.
After last week’s article entitled “Tsunami to hit town”, several authorities have released warnings for gamers to consider.
Close calls associated with playing Pokémon Go are already coming in from the US where the National Safety Council is urging gamers to consider safety over their scores – before a life is lost,” says Eugene Herbert, group managing director of MasterDrive.
Keen gamers might take it a step too far according to Herbert...
 
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Here's right there. After several reloads and a hard reset of the cache, he's still there

This is peak muppetry
 
I don't think August 6 was the day he returns, I think that was supposed to be the day he was due back for training

Then again, nobody seems to know when his holiday ends. The Skysports article starts with "Pogba spent his last days on holiday in Las Vegas.." Then ends with "He is expected to fly to Miami"

That's how I understood it, can't see him being away until the 6th personally, will be shocked if we let this drag on until the end of the week.
 
It's like Alan partridge when his boss is going to sign him a second series, and he has heart attack just before he signs !!!!! Aaarrrrggghhh bleeding sign already Paul !!
Until he's signed, there is always the pessimist in me yelling "it's not happening"
Excellent Partridge reference there! Gimme a second series ya shit! Hopefully he won't die before he signs! It's definitely happening anyway 100% confident.
 
This will all be confirmed by Friday. Pogba will be at the Community Shield game sitting in the stands - the camera will pan to him approx 7 times during the game.
I think you're right!
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Why is everyone worrying about him finishing his (obviously planned) holidays?

United have bent over backwards and sideways financially to secure the services of the best young midfielder in the world.

What do you want us to tell him? "Sod your holiday mate, jump on the first plane to Manchester and sign....muppet's aren't sure whether to unzip or not!"
 
The thick plottens!
 
Wasn't there a lot of chat last year about Chelsea getting off to that rotten start because they started pre-season late? Wonder how happy Jose is with getting Pogba late?
 
Wasn't there a lot of chat last year about Chelsea getting off to that rotten start because they started pre-season late? Wonder how happy Jose is with getting Pogba late?

He is not "late", he is perfectly on time with his post tournament schedule. Late would be signing him August 31st. I'm sure Jose is thoroughly annoyed at having many players back relatively late, but it's the same for everyone, so he'll get on with it because he's a grown man.
 
Here is an excerpt of an article that will appear in a local newspaper on Wednesday. Ignore the content, but take note of the first letter of each sentence.

I will accept my Newbie-Muppet Award when Pogba signs.

Pokémon Go, the mobile game that is taking the world by storm, will be officially unveiled in South Africa in September this year.
Obsessive gamers clearly don't bother themselves with the word “officially”, since hundreds of thousands have already downloaded it via unofficial channels.
Governing bodies have braced themselves for the impact, which has already been felt across the world.
Besides the expected battery drain, gamers will also have to be mindful of malware and crime.
After last week’s article entitled “Tsunami to hit town”, several authorities have released warnings for gamers to consider.
Close calls associated with playing Pokémon Go are already coming in from the US where the National Safety Council is urging gamers to consider safety over their scores – before a life is lost,” says Eugene Herbert, group managing director of MasterDrive.
Keen gamers might take it a step too far according to Herbert...

Class work mate. You from SA? I'm from Cape Town. Oh and what does the CK mean in your article?