Premier League Gameweek 1

Liverpool passing is bad today and their forwards can't hold onto the ball.

Firmino and Henderson in particular have been terrible.

I don't think Fulham will he able to keep this workrate up for 90 minutes though.
 
"Listen here guys, I make the calls and I'm going to give them to Liverpool all day so just stop moaning and deal with it, okay?"
The cheek of the twat calling the captain over as they're getting pissed off with how bad he is
 
Pereira has started well. Looks a bit fitter/faster than I remember. Good for him.
 
Early signs tell me Palhina and Pereira are both going to be really good signings for Fulham
 
Apparently that's been the story of his pre-season as well.

Not really sure why Klopp couldn't just throw Darwin into the cauldron that is Craven Cottage.
He’s going to be better coming on against tired defenders. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s “on the bench” for the first half of the season.
 
Pereira has started well. Looks a bit fitter/faster than I remember. Good for him.

I thought he'd be a decent pick for fantasy if he's cheap, given he'd start most games and would be on all set pieces, but i fear his stupid fouls earning him stupid yellows.
 
Pereira looking at home here.

Must be a trip going from Flamengo to Fulham.

Fulham has to be like the exact opposite to playing in South America. Not the Premier League but Fulham specifically.
 
Pereira looking at home here.

Must be a trip going from Flamengo to Fulham.

Fulham has to be like the exact opposite to playing in South America. Not the Premier League but Fulham specifically.

Its in London. I’m sure his life is fantastic.
 
He'll probably find a foul in the build-up for a finger touching a Liverpool player's belly.
 
Pool to score against the run of play and then canter to a comfortable 3-0 win is my prediction