Premier League Gameweek 18 (16th - 18th December 2017)

We have Leicester away next in the league so this is good to see
 
Come and get me in January plea to Wenger. Then Ozil moves to Utd. We win the CL. City/Guardiola eclipsed. The football ecosystem is restored.
Cue a naked José on the open-top parade bus holding a "Stick the PL title up your arse baldy! 3-2" banner
 
Arsenal will win comfortably today, Newcastle aren't the type of side that can keep them out.
 
Leicester are sloppier than an ice rink covered in piss and fish.
 
He's having a good season Zaha, perhaps the move to United was just too soon for him.
 
I thoroughly detest this modern phenomenon of pro players lifting their hands up and remaining motionless, looking for a shout from the ref or linesman. Don't wait damn it. Play until you hear that whistle.

United is particularly guilty of this.
 
Happy birthday Ndidi.
 
Atkinson immediately makes up for the two correct calls. That's surely a penalty?
 
Apparently it's N'Didi's birthday, hence the card Atkinson gave him. Very considerate
 
He's having a good season Zaha, perhaps the move to United was just too soon for him.
Perhaps LVG the so called great promoter of youth didn't actually have a clue what he was doing.