Premier League Gameweek 18 (16th - 18th December 2017)

Roque Mesa is the shadiest looking bloke I've ever seen
 
my goodness that stadium sounds dire.
Swansea are the away team, and I doubt they brought many fans. Guess Everton fans could have given more of a reaction to try lift their team though.
 
Hard to take Everton seriously whenever you see Rooney close up and you have to think of angry birds . Plus that shirt sponsor doesn't help either
 
Wayne will end the season on 20 goals, over half of which will be penalties. You heard it here first.
 
even after that miserable start of the season, it's only 6 points between Everton and Tottenham.
 
Rooney knows no humility. Why is he still insisting on taking the pens? He's missed more penalties this season than most teams have gotten.
 
James Tarkowski charged with violent conduct, which means he will miss against Spurs and ManUtd.