Ah well, at least Chelsea are 5 points behind us.
They're not as invincible as they seemed early last season, we can definitely beat them.
They're not as invincible as they seemed early last season, we can definitely beat them.
Premier League Matchweek 2 | 14th-17th August
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God, I hope for a proper Mourinho meltdown post match.
What will Mourinho do to deflect from this, set a building on fire?
He's a podgy fecker, got that Luke Shaw arse on him
Ivanovic is done behave yourself.
Falcao hattrick incoming.
Mourinho will probably love to answer questions about the medical staff after this.
Same for me. Most corners scored are close to the posts. You would think teams take the hint.
Last time Chelsea didn't win three in a row?
Who cares. Mourinho's a c@nt of the highest order.
Falcao has gone all Peter Andre with his haircut.
Man City look superior to everyone else so far.
Huge fame from Kun.
Media talking about Eva the whole weak. Players coudnt train while reading all those papers and stuff.
Falcao will make a few good runs 
Chelsea were poor towards the end of the last season. They seem to carried that form to the new season.
Eva must me exercising her middle finger in front of the TV at Chelsea's medical department.
Wonder who Mourinho will blame today? Maradona's daughter maybe.
Wonder who Mourinho will blame today? Maradona's daughter maybe.
Next 10 games: West Brom away, Palace home, Everton away, Arsenal home, Newcastle away, Southampton home, Villa home, West Ham away, Liverpool home and Stoke away.
Mr Abramovich sacks Mourinho the next day 
Thank god City are still relying on Nasri and Navas and haven't bought de Bruyne yet.
Third at best for Chelsea this season. It's City who are the team to beat.
Well, how will he distract us from this performance now?
What was Falcao ever going to do?
City will win the league. Having the best striker in the league is priceless.
Leicester......
Mourinho needs to stab an old lady to deflect the attention from this poor performance.
If City keep this kind of form up for 38 games they will probably finish without a defeat.
LVG
They need to buy players. As champions teams raise their game and if you have the same team as last year you are more predictable teams know you inside out. Chelsea did the same in 2010 when Champions.
so many knee jerk reactions in this thread. I knew there was a reason I didn't visit match-day threads...I'd exercise my finger on her.
Hazard has been fecking wank today.
Chelsea putting Falcao on to try and get back into this is like Susan Boyle putting earrings on to try and get a ride.
So long as he stays fit of course... If he gets injured they'll struggle I think, and we all know his injury record has always been sketchy to say the least
Ummm.... Okay?
Nice goal from Fernandinho.
BANG 3-0 hahahah
Humiliation
Humiliation now.
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