Premier League Week 34

:lol: Suarez is hilarious.

Missed by refs too so he"ll get a ban. Cue conspiracy stories from Merseyside...
 
So, the commentators have established that he sank his "gnashers" in...that's it then. That's all they've got. He bit him! Jesus, you'd think that would be worthy of the standard 25 camera angles, super-slo-mo treatment, surely?
 
He'll probably be leaving in the summer.. could do with the time off.. Needs to go house hunting.
 
Suarez is like that retard kid that everyone knew at school... the one who just used to get worked up in his confusion and fly off the handle.
 
RAWK says it's pc gone mad.
 
I wonder if those teeth have evolved in the Suarez family over the generations due to a propensity for biting their enemies!
 
From twitter

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Suarez bit Ivanovics' arm because he's been given all his food to poor black orphans, so he got really hungry and made the mistake that Ivanovic was in fact a burger.
 
It wasn't a bite, it was an open mouthed kiss. Not his fault Ivanovic is so unfriendly.
 
He may be a cannibal arm biting freak but hes got the ability.
 
It's not even a little nip then it's done - Ivanovic actually has to wrestle Suarez off him!
 
he needs help, I actually don't hate him, I pity him.
 
It's never Jaws' fault.
 
Suarez is a good player but his quality doesn't make up for what an utter cnut he is on the field. If he was as good as Messi or Ronaldo, you may forgive but frankly I don't enjoy his play enough to forget his on the field behaviour.

Still I hope he scores soonish to make this game a bit interesting.